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S1 E15Unfinished Business

The Sheriff didn't want to say goodbye either. He just wants you dead now. See you on the dark side. Shoot him!

[The archers prepare to fire. But the gang arrive - Much charges with a warlike cry in front of the archers and the arrows fire into his shield. The rest of the gang fight]

[knocking out an archer] So, it's goodnight from me...

[knocking out an archer. He hits the archer with an axe with the words "goodnight" and "him"] And goodnight from him!

[Will nods at Little John and Little John nods at Will]

Well, it's not the end of the world. I mean, Marian's basically alright and...we've got a camp.

Much, the Sheriff and the Black Knights are going to kill the King. Take over England.

True. It is the end of the world.

[Will nods with his drink]

Well, if we've learnt one thing from today, it's that you are never going to go to Nottingham on your own, again, ever. Because if you'd have died, especially now...

If I had died, Much, or if I die tomorrow...you will carry on without me.

How? We are Robin Hood's men.

No, you are Robin Hood.

What?

You are Robin Hood. And [points to Djaq] you are, and [points to Little John] you are. [turns to Will] All of you! We are not just six outlaws in the forest. [Allan arrives outside the camp] We are the spirit of England and that lads, that is this country's only hope.

[Allan walks in]

Ay up, lads.

What happened to you?

Oh, tricked one punter too many.

I could have told you that. Here. [hands Allan a cup]

We are Robin Hood.

What?

Just say it.

ARAllan, Robin, Will, Much, Djaq, Little John

:[holding their cups up] We are Robin Hood!

[The gang smile and drink and as Allan takes his drink, the bag of money from Gisborne in exchange for Allan spying is seen hanging from his trousers. He quickly covers it up and drinks]

How'd you know there even is a strong room.

A wild guess.

What do you think? A little bird told him. A little Marian bird.

[looking at a trip wire] Will, what's this?

Much, don't touch that!

[Much pulls on the thread and dogs are heard]

Why do I do it?

Am I to drown in everybody else's incompetence, whilst Robin Hood steals everything that is rightfully MINE?! A CLUE: NO!!! DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, GISBORNE!!!

Well, my lord, now we know the stronghold works. It stopped Hood dead in his tracks.

NOT DEAD ENOUGH!!! Stealing money from me on the way here is one thing. Stealing it from under my very nose is another! The Black Knights are coming, expecting their share-out, Gisborne! AT THIS RATE, THERE'LL BE NOTHING LEFT TO SHARE!!! I want Hood caught, Gisborne! I want him DEAD!

The Count Friedrich of Bavaria is one of the richest aristocrats in Europe, by all accounts. Stupid too, so you and he should get on. He also has a weakness for gambling.

[realizing] Your alterations to the Great Hall.

Yes. We will extend the Count every courtesy, Gisborne. I've taken my bath six months early for a reason! And then... [smiles evilly] we shall take the inbred booby for every penny that he's got.

[in his new casino] This world is full of idiots, waiting to be parted from their money. But as you know... the house always wins!

You don't have to do this.

Yes I do. Without me, you wouldn't even know there was a strong room.

[Robin laughs]

"England needs me".

Yes, England needs me. England needs us.

And I need you.

[They kiss]

[Stephen is touching Will's face]

SStephen

Will. Still passionate, angry.

Lots to be angry about.

SStephen

True. And your skills. You're using them, not wasting them. That's good.

I'm with Robin Hood.

SStephen

That is good.

[After Stephen has explained the traps within the strong room]

Well all I'm hearing is arrows, lead and certain death. Encouraging.

[Stephen is feeling Robin's face]

SStephen

There is a way, you know.

A way for what?

SStephen

A way to do what you need to do and still find love. You are a troubled soul. Be patient. You will prevail.

And you can tell all that just from feeling my face?

SStephen

No. Your friend Much was telling me earlier.

[They laugh]

[After Robin successfully robs the Sheriff's secret loot]

My war chest, and the booby's money. [grabbing Gisborne] But they can't have done! No, no! [walks away from him, exasperated] No. [throwing a tantrum] NO!!! [kicks a guard in the knees] NO!!! [grabs him and throws him into another guard] NO!!! [punches another guard] NO!!! [holds his fist up to punch another and the guard looks down, ready to be punched, saddened] NNNNNNNNNNOOO!!! [slaps him lightly instead]

[After Much's suggestion of moving to Germany if "things don't work out here"]

Much, Count of Shleswig Holstein!

[The gang laugh]

I could be Count of Shlessy or whatever.

It'd be pretty hard to be a Count of a place you can't pronounce.

[Allan puts his arm on Much's shoulders]

Nah, Sovereign of Sherwood, that's you, mate.

Sovereigns of Sherwood...that's us, lads.

It's alright. Hang on, I know you. You were Marian's stable boy at Knighton Hall.

How do you know that?

What happened? I know Gisborne's up to something cause I've been tracking him.

I don't trust you.

Alright. Tell me your name.

Daniel.

Daniel. Do you know who I am?

[Daniel shakes his head]

No.

I'm Robin Hood.

[Later]

Gisborne's got my friends. He's got my friends!

I can help you with your friends. But I need you to tell me what you saw.

A man. They shot him, but he didn't die. The arrows bounced off and then Sir Guy killed him with a knife...and now he's gonna kill my friends!

Woah. Woah, woah, woah. The arrows bounced off what?

Armour. He was wearing armour. Funny armour.

Let's see about your friends, shall we?

[Daniel nods]

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