Robin Hood quotes

Enough excuses! We must start the peace negotiations tonight. Every day that passes, more innocent lives are lost--

Yardy-yardy-yar.

I warn you, Sheriff: I have heard aspersions cast on your honesty!

[in mock surprise] Aspersions? Surely not!

Now I insist. We start the talks today, or I travel to London and find Prince John myself!

You see, Gisborne? This is what you have to look forward to. Already, he's starting to sound like a wife.

HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!

[after mouthing his words obnoxiously] Two words: Peace? Off! Throw him in the dungeon!

Get them! Stop them!

Robin

Forget us! Watch the entrance!

[entering behind Robin] YOU HEARD HIM!!! GUARD THE DOORS!!!

Much

The Sheriff's with us?!

Did no-one ever tell you that fools do not deserve to be rescued?

Robin

This is not a rescue yet, Malik.

Oh, la-di-da-di-da! Will you two just shut up?!

[while fighting the assassins and losing] I HATE THIS! THIS ISN'T MUCH FUN AT ALL!

[Points at Malik] Get him, Prince Bismillah... far away... from here!

The feeling is mutual.

[To Robin] And Locksley, remember: business as usual tomorrow.

Robin

I look forward to it.

Robin

I don't think it was just the needles, Much. You understood him.

Much

I just listened to him.

Robin

Maybe that's the real magic. :[he whispers] Listening.

Much

Why don't you listen to me more then, master? Master!

Robin

What? Sorry. Sorry, did you say something?

Much

Unbelievable! You talked me about listening and you don't listen.

Robin

Pardon?

Much

You talked to me about listening!

Much

Very funny! You never listen to me.

Robin

Yes I do.

Much

No you don't.

[kneeling] My son! You have imprisoned him.

Get that woman out of here!

He was arrested in Locksley this morning. He's just a boy--

What did she say?

Gisborne

This is the business of the bowmaker and his boy. The outlaw collaborators.

Ah. And this is the mother of the child? Oh come on, have some compassion, Gisborne. Surely she should be allowed to see her son! Such insistent maternal concern... Well, it should stir pity. Such a pretty face should inspire our respect. [grabs Alice by the hair] But this one, however, conceals deceit! Disloyalty! So, take her away. Have her put in the cell with her son and the cooper. One bad apple in the family, and we punish the whole barrel.

Robin

Charity starts at home, Vaisey!

NOT IN MY HOME!!!

You said you were no murderer.

Not of men. This is a DEVIL!

[grinning] Good answer!

For our son's sake.

[in a childish voice] "Mummy, mummy..."

Ha! You just couldn't—-

[as Gisborne removes his gag] Aaaah... AAAARGH!!! GET ME OUT OF THIS, GISBORNE!!! GET OFF MY MONEY!!! GET OFF MY-- AAAARGH, AAAAARGH...!!!

[About his son, to the Gang] Him, I am proud to know. You, I'm stuck with.

Will

[throwing Little John a stick] Oi, John! I made you a new staff.

Right.

Much

I hate the cave.

Allan

It's gonna rain again and it's dry in there.

Much

It's dark and it's, you know, horrible.

Robin

We voted, Much.

Allan

And you lost. Five-one.

Much

Yeah, well. I should have two votes, because I really don't like the cave. In fact, I should have three, because I really, really don't like the cave.

Much

I hate bats. Bats are rats. Rats with wings.

Djaq

No, they're intelligent. Bats make noises you cannot hear.

Allan

What's the point of that? Noises you can't hear.

Much

What if there was a noise nobody could hear.

Allan

[playfully] Shut up.

Much

And then if you were the only person in the world who could hear it. Because I am that person. To see sense where others see nonsense. Just like the bat. I take it back. I like the bat. The bat is my friend. The bat understands me.

Robin

Will? What's the matter?

Will

The king is coming.

Much

Oh, this is a good day. After all, we have bread and the king is coming.