Blitz quotes from Road Rovers

Blitz

It's not fair! I wanted to bite his tuchus first!

Exile

We're here on business weird boy, not pleasure.

Blitz

Oh. Never mind.

Blitz

I feel pretty.

Exile

I feel queasy.

Hunter

Okay, Blitz, hand over the blaster.

Blitz

No, it's mine!

Hunter

Sorry, but if you can't use it correctly then you can't use it at all. Now hand it over.

Blitz

No! Stop hounding me!

Hunter

Then quit doggin' it!

Blitz

Get off my tail!

Colleen

[splitting up Hunter and Blitz] Gents, gents, calm down.

Blitz

He started it!

Colleen

Now, Blister...

Blitz

Blitz.

Colleen

Whatever. The point Hunter's trying to make is... WATCH WHO YOU'RE BLASTING!!!

Blitz

Whooaaa! [falls into the river]

Hunter

You have a way with words.

Colleen

Well, it's a gift I was born with.

Blitz

If she weren't so cute I'd bite her.

To save our families and our forest, the monsters must be destroyed.

Blitz

But I'm not a monster.

Are you a six-foot-tall dog man who talks?

Blitz

Yes.

Close enough.

Blitz

Everyone should listen to my owner! He's the only one making sense!

Exile

Dah, non-sense!

Blitz

Watch your tongue, snowball!

Exile

You should talk, weird boy!

Hunter

Le's move out, Rovers!

Blitz

Now hold it right there. Why is Hunter in charge all the time? What about me? How come you're always the leader?

Hunter

Well, for one thing I'm smarter.

Blitz

No you're not.

Hunter

Yeah I am.

Blitz

Prove it.

Hunter

Okay. [points to the left] Look over there.

Blitz

What?

Hunter

[points to the right] Now look over there.

Blitz

What?

Hunter

[points left again] Look over there.

Blitz

What?

Colleen

[looking at watch] This could go on forever.