[looks at a werewolf] If you don't mind, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend. [takes out launcher and aims] We're going steady. [fires it]
[pinned in a fight with a slobbering werewolf] Eew, gross. Blimey! Do you know how much trouble I go through every day to look this way?
Blimey. Could you blokes keep it down? I need my bloomin' beauty sleep.
HBHunter, Blitz, and Exile
[in unison] I'll say!
[sarcastically] Ah ha ha, there's your comedy.
According to legend of my ancestors, once victim is bitten or scratched, during full moon, he turns into raging monstrous beast!
Sounds like a fun date.
I miss mother Russia. Father Russia I don't miss so much - he was big grump. Oh... listen to the sad strains of the balalaika. I HATE it! So SOMEBODY SHUT THAT THING OFF!! [Shag puts the balalaika into his fur and grins]
Sky Rover to Cloud Rover, I've got good news. Exile is not a werewolf.
And I've got bad news: Colleen is!
[to Colleen werewolf] Colleen, it's me! The one you can't remember! Blitz!
[Colleen hesitates and makes a sound like 'Who?']
[over radio, being attacked by Colleen] Hunter, we've got a problem!
I know. We ran out of Milk Bones.
[desperately] That's not what I'm talking about!
[regarding the werewolves gathered at Stonehenge] What are they all doing here?
According to the legend of my homeland, it is time for werewolves to pick their king and queen. Once sun comes up and night turns to day, they will all be werewolves forever.
Queen Colleen? Nah, no way.
[to werewolf Colleen regarding werewolf king] Colleen, he's not really your type. In fact, he's not even your species.
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