[the Road Rovers' helicopter is plunging toward the ground]
HunterI would not have predicted this.
Your predictions are consistently off.
HunterOh, you noticed?
Let me put it this way: The psychic hotline you're not.
A character in Road Rovers
Voiced by Jess Harnell
Road Rovers · 64 quotes
Most-quoted character in Road Rovers: in 38 of its 64 quotes
Most scenes with: Colleen (23), Blitz (10), Exile (7)
[the Road Rovers' helicopter is plunging toward the ground]
HunterI would not have predicted this.
Your predictions are consistently off.
HunterOh, you noticed?
Let me put it this way: The psychic hotline you're not.
HunterAny ideas?
Yeah, get ready to crash!
HunterAny other suggestions?
Ya, I suggest we all scream uncontrollably!
HunterSounds like a plan.
AAAAAHHHH!!!!!
HunterHey, Blitz, you want a biscuit?
Tanks.
HunterYou're welcome.
No. Tanks.
HunterAre you sure? It's tasty. Try it.
Tanks.
HunterYou're welcome.
No. Tanks.
HunterWhat's with you? You want it or not?
Tanks!
HunterYOU'RE WELCOME!
NO! TANKS!
HunterWELL MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
[Tanks crash through the wall next to them.]
HunterOh, tanks. Now I get it. Funny.
HunterExile, you and Blitz go around and check out the rear entrance.
Excellent. I bite anything that comes out of the rear.
Sigmund Freud would have field day with nut-boy like you.
HunterLet me get this straight. We save the world, and a doggie biscuit is the thanks we get for a job well done?
That's about the size of it.
HunterI love this gig!
Faster, Huntie-Wuntie.
HunterAw, Colleen, don't call me that! It's insubordination. You'll demoralize the troops!
[taking Hunter by the face, talking in baby voice] Ooh, I won't inabulation, kissies. [kissing noises]
HunterThere. Now that's more like it.
[shamelessly begging for mercy from Parvo] Listen, I'm not really a Road Rover. I was just going along for the ride, you know? Just for the fun of it? I should be spared, you know?
Nice try.
[bad guys start shooting at Blitz, Blitz dashes off after the other Rovers]
Hunter[running along with Exile and Colleen] First we've gotta rescue Sport.
[catching up] That canine is a traitor. He's shameless! I can't believe anyone would ever turn on their friends and be such a wimpy baby.
Hunter[knowingly, to Exile] Oh, I can think of someone.
And he's a weird boy.
Hunter[Cruising up beside Colleen on a Sand Hovercyle] Hop on, cutie. I'll take you away from all this.
[Colleen hops on behind him]
HunterStick with me, kid, and you won't have to worry about a thing again.
[clearly pleased]: Peachy!
[To Hunter after he knocks out Sarge] You sure pulled the wooly lambs over eyes of early worm and got bird in bush!
Hunter[Obviously confused] OK, cool.
Hunter[panicking] Let me drive, Colleen, PLEASE!!!
Oh, pipe down, Huntie. It's my turn and you know it!
HunterLOOK OUT!
[Colleen narrowly misses a truck.]
HunterThat was close.
It was not that close.
HunterIt was close.
Oh, stop it, would you? What are you looking for, a map?
HunterNo, my donor card.
[Colleen gets an irritated look on her face]
[Hunter fires a shot at Groomer, but wipes out a CATS billboard instead]
Jolly good shot!
HunterWell, sometimes things just work out.
Where are Shag and Exile anyway?
HunterUh, they're with Blitz.
Who?
HunterThe Doberman.
Oh, him. Have I met him yet?
HunterI think.
[Shag runs off chasing a cat]
Blimey. Chasing cats. That is so immature.
But we are dogs.
HunterYeah, some habits die hard.
[Cat runs by. Hunter, Blitz, and Exile get down on all fours, start barking, and give chase]
(shrugging) Bloomin' mutts. Hey!
[another cat runs by and Colleen repeats the behavior of the other Rovers]
HunterThe old revolving wall escape trick. Bummer numero dos. I'm working on my Spanish.
Ay caramba.
[Hunter has just stepped out of the transdogmifier.]
HunterWhooo-hoo! I love this machine!
[walking past] Hello, Huntie.
HunterI really love this machine.
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