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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Beth, Rick and others in “Unfinished Business”

[After the dinosaurs eliminate the world's jobs, Beth tries unsuccessfully to play a horse-based game of Operation]

Ugh! I can't even pretend to feel useful in a game! This is how humanity's story ends?! Relieved of duty and sat at the kids' table?!

I gotta respect these dinosaurs. They dominated a whole species just by calling its bluff about wanting more free time.

They didn't even dominate us, because we're not worth a fight to them. We've become biological Tyler Perry movies.

All they've done is help.

We didn't need their help! We were not the problem! This house recycles! [notices a Velociraptor sorting their rubbish outside and shouts at it] THEY SORT IT AT THE TRASH FACILITY! [the raptor shakes its head disapprovingly at her]

[on her phone] What the "F"?! My dance videos are getting, like, zero likes now!

Oh yeah, the dinos kicked pedophiles off TikTok.

Great, so now I'm broke?!

You don't need money anymore.

So what's this for now? Phone calls?! Ugh! [throws her phone against the wall]

[to Rick] Oh, come on, Dad, you don't hate this too?

Why would I? I-I was already doing what I wanted. I do think it's kinda funny that you're all basically Jerry now.

Beth ... Fuck!

[Beth, Morty and Summer go to Jerry as he lies around in the living room]

Jerry, how do you do it?

Yeah, Dad, how do you do it?

How do you do it, Dad?

Huh?

BSBeth, Summer and Morty

How do you do it?!

[amazed] It's finally happened!

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