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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Summer, Beth and others in “Unfinished Business”

Summer

You know, fortune cookies only come true if you eat the cookie first. [eats and reads] All right. "Hard work often pays off." Lame.

BBeth

[reading hers] "Family time is time well spent." Okay, that's not only empty, it's been disproven.

MMorty

Okay, mine says "Family time is time well..." Oh man, I got the same one?

SBSummer and Beth

Boo.

MMorty

What's your stupid 21st century watered-down fortune cookie say, Dad?

Jerry

"You will have sex with your mother."

[Jerry gets surprised, awkward looks from the family and everyone else in the restaurant]

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