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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Rick and Jerry in “Unfinished Business”

[scans himself with his probability meter] Okay. I'm just as likely to shit a balloon as I am to become a dolphin.

Those are things that could happen?

Jerry, everything is as likely as anything else.

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