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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

White House Aide 1, Rick and others in “Unfinished Business”

WHWhite House Aide 1

Jesus! He's not a fucking god!

RRick

You don't know what I am! And you don't know what I can do!

MMorty

Jeez, it's... it's cool, Rick--

RRick

I'm Doctor Who in this motherfucker! I could be a clone! I could be a hologram! We could be clones controlled by robots controlled with special headsets that the real Rick and Morty are wearing while they're fucking your MOTHER!

WHWhite House Aide 1

[enraged] I'm going to KILL YOU!

RRick

Then come to 312 Olive Street!

WHWhite House Aide 1

[worried] Is that her address?

RRick

You don't know, because you're a bad son!

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