General Rhonda, President and others in “Unfinished Business”

Israel and Palestine have announced a permanent ceasefire.

What?

They signed something called the "Pretty Obvious If You Think About It" accord. Apparently, an anonymous American diplomat took them to a Star Wars cantina, where they smoked perspective-enhancing alien pheromones through a laser hookah.

I still say it has to be Putin.

IT WAS RICK AND MORTY, YOU FUCKING DUNCE!

But you're getting the credit, sir. Your approval rating just hit 100%. Why would Rick and Morty want that?

BECAUSE THEY'RE ASSHOLES!