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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

President and Morty in “Unfinished Business”

Here's the adventure: some kind of alien goo-ga has infested the Kennedy Sex Tunnels. I want it hunted down and taken out.

"Kennedy Sex Tunnels"?

Naturally you'll forget you saw them, along with, in order of national embarrassment: the Truman Cocaine Lounge, the McKinley Hooker Dump, and the Lincoln Slave Colosseum. He didn't free them all. And let me know when you're done.

Maybe then we can get a selfie?

Too busy, Morty! [to his aides] Now tell me about this summit, is it a peace one or a regular one?

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