Okay, now that he's gone, can we please talk about our situation?
Dad, you can't talk about people behind their back. Y'know, it's a small world.
Please, he's in the south pole! And we need to have a serious conversation!
[Rick strolls casually past a terrain of pine and palm trees before taking off his coat. He puts it on again through a rain cloud. He arrives at the south pole, plants the flag into the snow]
South pole discovered, baby! Oohhhh!! Oh, fuck, an ice cave?! Shit! [crawls into it] Things just keep on getting better! [reaches a heated area, starts shimmying at the side] Wow, it's the planet's core.
[heard above] I'm just saying, we keep acting like there's only two options, [Rick climbs up and eavesdrops underneath the cabin floorboards] but there's not. So, yes, if we went back to Earth, as long as Rick was out there, they'd want to interrogate us. But, and this is purely hypothetical—what if we turned your father into the government?
Jerry, so help me God, if you ever bring this up again, no more bacon!
There already is no more bacon! This world sucks! Our life sucks! Why are doing this for someone that would never do anything for anyone but himself?!
That's not the point, Dad! We love Rick! ... F-F-For the most part.
Yeah, you don't love people in hopes of a reward, Dad. You love them unconditionally.
That's very good, kids. I'm proud of you.
Okay, so let me get this straight. For the rest of your lives, no matter how much it hurts you, no matter how much it destroys our children's futures, we're gonna do whatever Rick wants, whenever he wants?
Yes!
WHY?!
Because I don't want him to leave again, you dumb asshole!
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