Wait, what?! Vampires are real?!
RRick
Yes, Summer, vampires are real. Who knew? Oh right, all humanity for hundreds of years now.
Yeah, Summer, it's a big universe. Get used to it. R-Right, Rick?
Well, what are we going to do?!
RRick
We're gonna live our lives until we die. Possibly by vampire. More likely auto accident or heart disease, but possibly vampire.
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