[meanwhile, in Harry Herpson High School]
Any leads on the vampire?
No, Summer. I mean, y'know, I think it might be time that we just l-let it go.
Oh, so now you're too cool for this just because Grandpa Rick is?
It's not that, it's just... that the universe is a little too big to care about something so small. [closes locker next to Tiny Rick] Ahh!
What up, my Helsings?! Who wants to hunt a vampire?! Hahaha!
Rick?! H-How did you—
Yeah, I got bored and then I remembered this morning how I blew Summer off and I thought, "Hey, why're you such a grumpy douche, Rick? Go to the garage, transfer your mind into a younger clone of yourself, and get embroiled on in some youthful hijinks. What's the BFD?" So here I am. I'm Tiny Rick!!
O-o-okay...
Well, it's good you're here, Rick.
It'll still be fun to do this as a fuckin' team, motherfuckas! [all hands join, up high] Tiny Rick!
Yeah! Oh my God—Toby Matthews!
Hey, Toby. I'm Tiny Rick. [Summer hides her face] I'm new. Hey—oh, go easy on me. Haha! Just kiddin'.
[beat] ..I like your straightforward style. And that lab coat's pretty cool. [strolls] Summer.
..He knows my name!
Why wouldn't he?! You're great! But listen, just be careful. We can't rule anybody out as the vampire, [nudges Summer's arm] not even the dreamboats.
[flattered] Stop, Tiny Rick.
HUNTIN' A VAMPIRE WITH MY GRANDKIIIDS!! FUCK!! TINY RIIICK!!!
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