Head Vampire's Assistant and Head Vampire in “Unfinished Business”

Master?

[deep voice] Speak.

Coach Feratu's presence was discovered by the humans. He has been destroyed.

No bother. The mortals shall soon-- [switches to a higher, more neurotic voice] I'm sorry, what'd you say his name was?

Coach Feratu.

"Coach Feratu"? That was his real name, like his actual vampire name?

No, no, no, his vampire name was Balik Alistane.

Why the fuck would he name himself after a famous vampire movie?! Was he doing a bit?!

I do not know, Your Unholiness.

Jesus fucking Christ! From now on, no more of this "clever name" bullshit! When a vampire's pretending to be a human, they can just call themselves "Allen Jefferson" or something like that! [to hooded acolytes] It's crazy, right?! I mean, am I being an asshole? Okay, I feel like everybody in the room is looking at me like I'm the buzzkill. I'm not? [acolytes hurriedly shake their heads] Good, okay, great!