In my heaven, every man that's ever done this job and laid down his life in the line of duty, like the 343 from 9/11, they get the best seats in the house.
...
Do you believe in heaven?
Yes, I do.
What's heaven like for you?
Free hot doughnuts on floating trays.
What about hell?
Barbra Streisand.
Is she singing?
No, she's not singing. She's alone. She's just there. She's just kinda loitering, and I'm burning up in flames. They're lickin' my body, and she's just standing there a couple yards away, just looking at me with that weird, crazed, kinda go-funny eye of hers just glarin' at me. For Hitler, she'd be singing.
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Rescue Me quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Rescue Me pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.