Sean: I’m so full of shit now, really
Finally, a moment of self-awareness
No, seriously, I haven’t taken a shit in like five days. I’m really getting backed up. I feel like I have a shit turduckin sitting in my colon.
What’s a turduckin dude? I mean I get the turd part, but -
Fancy poultry thing. It’s a chicken jammed inside a duck jammed inside a turkey.
Yeah, except in my case it’s a shit jammed inside a bigger shit jammed inside a really big shit.
Okay, never thought I’d say this, but can we go back to the twins?
Alright, here’s my theory: I think there’s some guy with this super twin producing sperm, running around Hollywood impregnating all these broads.
Who? Who is it?
Here’s one way to find him, look for a guy with four balls.
Four balls, how do you think he deals with the chaffing issues?
Well, I have another theory and that theory involves fact that I think this guy put some of the celebrity baby money into design and construction of the special ball harness.
Oooh, like a basket.
No, more like a cradle.
Like a ball hammock.
Ahh!
And with that gentlemen, I bid you adieu.
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