Lou, Tommy and others in “Unfinished Business”

Lou

Thomas, you're just in time for another in a series of gripping exchanges and deep thought and personal wisdom.

Tommy

What are we talkin' about?

Lou

Today's topic is the most number of times they've masturbated in one day.

Franco

Yeah, I'm 7, Sean's 4. Lou?

Lou

3.

Sean

Just 3?

Lou

Well, it's only 8:30, the day's young. I'd go for 4, but I'm doing food prep.

Sean

Well, yeah, but it takes a little longer now, I mean, the older you get... don't you need more time in between... you know...

Lou

Ejaculations?

Sean

Well, I mean, that's if you get technical, I was gonna say jizzes.

Tommy

We did have a kid in the old neighborhood, Bobby Morgan, claimed he jacked off 17 times in one 24 hour period.

Sean

No way.

Franco

17 times, is that even possible?

Tommy

Well, even more amazing than that, it was a school day.

Sean

Shit, 17 times.

Tommy

Yeah, he said the last time, it pretty much just came out air.

Sean

So his cock farted? I mean, come on, if it comes out air, it's a fart.