Well, at this stage of the game my wife's got a bigger bank than I do.
I'm eating.
Let me think though, Scarlett Johannson. Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Garner. Uh, Barbra Hersh, this chick I went to high school with, uh... Brittney Klein, another chick I went to high school with. Karen Palonowski, whoo she was on the swim team. Janet... Uh lemme see...
Janet who?
What?
Janet who?
Janet... Janet... Janakowski. She was uh, on the debate team, she was uh... she was so hot, she could really debate.
Shit. Gimme the knives. [grabs all the knives from the table]
What's happening? I don't understand. Shit where was I...?
I think you were talking about my wife.
No, no, god no, I was not talking about... your wife?
Yes, yes, you were. You're jerkin' off to my wife.
No. Oh my God, I don't know where you got that from, I did not say that! I would never...
Yes, yes you did. That's what you said. Yes you did. You did, you did!
Okay, I did. But let me explain. It was the picnic a few years ago, okay? You remember she showed up with the white blouse on and it was kind of see though and we had a water balloon fight, I mean come on!
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