For your information Chris was just here. He told me everything.
Chris was just here?
That's right, I mean we're such good friends, I mean when were you gonna tell me about it?
Never.
Asshole.
I was confused.
Alright, well, now I'm confused too. Why didn't you just talk to me, maybe I'd have gone the same way.
Get outta here.
Yeah, bro. I like to keep it fresh. I like to try new things. Try new positions, switch hit. How could you go behind our backs and do this?
Sean you gotta know the truth. It-- it was just Chris.
Oh, don't pin this on him.
But it was him. He gave me like a half a dozen blow jobs, and it was always him goin' down on me. I never kissed him or slept with him, it was just the blow jobs I swear.
[Sean looks shocked and backs away]
Okay, what're we talkin' about here?
What Chris told you.
All Chris told me was about this transfer order-- Holy shit!
Sean, please just don't tell anybody.
[Lou walks in]
Mike's gay!
Oh, hell I knew that.
Chris talked to you too?
Who's Chris?
Chris is his lover man-- guy.
I can explain, Lou. Just please don't let anybody else know.
[Franco walks in]
Know what?
Mike's gay.
Yeah tell me something I don't know. [looks up from his book] Oh, you mean gay, gay.
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