[They are outside the Chief's house at his party, looking inside at all the gay guys]
Probie, get in there and get us some booze.
Why me?
Because you can probably slip under the gaydar.
Me? What about Sean?
If we were to have the gayest lookin' guy in the crew contest, you win, hands down.
Or pants down as the case may be.
What does that mean? He has better hair than me? Better body? Better what?
You're really not asking me that question right now are ya?
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