What're you guys talking about?
Nothing.
Eight and a smidgen of what?
Well, last night I was watchin' TV and there was nothin' on really so I---
Cut to the chase.
And I got a hard-on and I was lookin' at it and I was thinkin' about jerkin' off and--
Would you cut to the chase?
Well, there was a ruler on the table and I kinda --
He measured his cock.
You measured your cock?
And it was eight inches?
Well, mine was seven and a half... almost. His was eight.
Well, eight and a titch.
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