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Rescue Me · Season 1, Episode 15

Tommy, Franco and others in “Unfinished Business”

What're you ladies talking about?

The firefighter calender. I'm doing it again this year.

Yeah, he gets to choose his own month.

Great.

So what month are you going for?

I'd try for February. Work that whole Valentine's Day thing.

Nah, common mistake. Shortest month of the year.

So, what's a good month?

Well, you definitely don't wanna be December. Nobody pays attention to you until the last 30 days of the year. You wanna be in the first four or five months to maximize booty potential. I'm thinkin' April, May, in there, you know? It's spring. Winter clothes are comin' off. Chicks are thinkin' about gettin' laid.

Yeah? Interesting.

Yeah, it's a science, and I'm the mad scientist.

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