You don't do that, Sean. You don't bang a guy's girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife, ex-wife, or his sister without his permission. And I mean crystal-goddamn-clear permission.
You haven't even spoken to her, in like, five years.
Guys?
You broke the rules.
Big time.
Wh--? Ho-- How? Explain to me how. [Lou interrupts him] Let me finish my -- [Lou interrupts him again] Can I at least-- [Lou interrupts him]
Look, you run into a guy's ex-girlfriend in a bar and feel her up.
Yes.
You can be in a bar, meet a guy's ex-wife, and...
[makes circular gestures on his chest] Titty action.
A little bit of titty action. You can even grab guy's sister's ass in a bar that the guy actually happens to be in.
Yes, you could.
And it's all explainable under the giant umbrella of the huge, 'Sorry-I-Was-Drunk' rule.
Like Visa and Mastercard, accepted the world over and never argued.
Never argued. Which was why the rule was created by the way, by the... Romans?
Ah, even earlier than that, my friend: the Druids.
Listen, Franco didn't want to have anything to do with her.
He just doesn't get it.
[counting on his fingers]: Look, girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife, ex-wife, sister, half-sister: [sweeps his hands] No pussy!
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