We get it! (to Mordecai) It's a good thing you're here. I'm gonna need you to help Rigby change the lightbulbs.
Oh, I can do that myself.
[sarcastically] Ha ha. Yeah, sure you can.
Yeah, I can! I help all the time!
[Everyone including Catra and Scorpia laughs at Rigby]
Why are you laughing?!
It sounds even stupider the second time! Seriously? Tung Lashor? Pfft! Who came up with that?
[chuckles] Right? It's like, what, did you lose a bet?
Yeah, bro, without Mordecai, you'd be totally useless.
Wha- Come on, Mordecai, tell him how useful I am!
Uhh...yeah, I mean, you're fun.
What? No, tell him I'm useful!
Yeah, you're my friend.
Why aren't you saying the word useful?!
Well, I mean there was the time with the chairs, the limousine, the pretzel. You're basically the opposite of useful pretty much anytime we do anything.
But we did those things together!
Yeah, I mean, you were there.
So the whole time I've been covering for you and CJ?
Well, I mean, it's the least you could do.
The least...I could.....I quit.
What?
I quit! I can get a paycheck anywhere!
[Everyone laughs at Rigby again]
Dude, you can't get a job without me. It's my references that got you this job in the first place.
Reference this! I'm gonna go out and get a job, and I'm gonna make money at that job. and that money's gonna come in the form of a check! And that check's gonna be in an envelope, and the envelope's gonna be sealed, and I'm gonna rub that sealed envelope all up in your face, Mordecai! PEACE!
[Rigby makes a raspberry noise from the park all the way to the Local Temp Agency]
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