Dude, Benson can't stand it when you leave jobs before they're even finished.
Oh please, what's he gonna do? [Benson looks behind him, who overhears the conversation]
Dude, stop.
Fire me?
[teething angrily] IT’S BENSON!
Yeah, I know it's Benson, that's how it works around here. I don't do my work, and he doesn't do a thing about it. It's a win-win.
Actually, it's a lose-lose CAUSE YOU’RE FIRED!!
Whoa, Benson!! I was just messing around! Sorry about that. I'm just gonna go back to work now, okay?
No, you're not. You're actually fired. I want you outta here.
I'm sorry, Benson, it won't happen again!
Can't you give him another chance?!
[stops by] What's going on here?
Benson just fired Rigby.
Why? What's the matter, Benson?
Well, for one, he never finishes his work.
That's not true! I always finish my work!
[cut to Rigby playing video games with the vacuum cleaner running past him; whooping on the duck spring rider with his garbage bag and stick laid down; and himself sleeping with the hose still running]
Okay, so... maybe I don't always finish my work, but... you never told me how to! How am I suppose to do something I don't even know how to do?!
I don't know! If you haven't figured it out already, you're not gonna figure it out anytime soon. I want you outta here!!
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