[The butterfly then lands on a bush. Pops is about to catch the butterfly, when...]
Come on, you know that's not the way you're supposed to do it!
Well, this way is totally faster.
Yeah, cuts the time in half.
But you're actually CUTTING IT IN HALF, you idiots! ( The chainsaw fails to start off screen) Oh, and great, you manage to break the saw in the process! Now, we're gonna have to buy a new one!
[ We cut to Pops in the rose garden, he is drawing a rose on his notebook. He is on the stem, until he gets interrupted for the second time]
What are you guys doing?! Soda?! You can't use soda!
Yeah, but the hose--
Oh, what, it's too hard to get the hose off the shed?! UNBELIEVABLE!
Well, at least it's diet. Nobody drinks that.
I drink diet. Not only did you guys ruin the hose...
[angrily scribbles his drawing, grunts, and storms away in anger and frustration]
Okay, men, this is the hour of prominence. On my signal, charge! Woooooaahhhh--- [He is interrupted by Benson Yet again]
[outraged, offscreen] YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! [Pops lays back, irritated - Outside, Mordecai is holding something looking like wood] Give me that! What is this, SANDPAPER?! [Looks at the golf cart. It is all scratched up.] You're scratching up the whole thing!
Benson, would you come see me for a moment, please?
Oooooh, somebody's busted!
Oh, grow up.
[Now rapping with taunt] B-b-busted! Benson's b-b-busted!
[Sighs] What is it, Pops? I'm in the middle of something.
Have a seat. [Benson sits down, sighs once more] Do you know why I called you in here?
Did you lose the colonel again? Try under your hat.
[Pops lifts his hat with the colonel inside, then puts his toy army men in the drawer]
It's a problem concerning Mordecai and Rigby.
What else is new? Don't worry, Pops, I'll take care of it.
Then we understand each other?
Absolutely. I've already warned them - one more screw-up and they're both fired.
But... Benson, I was referring to you.
What?
I'd like you to stop yelling at Mordecai and Rigby.
[scoffs] You're kidding.
Quite the opposite. It's too negative and bad for morale.
What morale? Those slackers never do anything unless you yell at them.
There's never a reason to yell at anyone.
They give me a million reasons everyday! Ptft, you just want me to be nice to them?
You don't have to be nice. Just don't yell.
[groans] Listen, Pops, I appreciate the concern, but I know how to do my job.
Benson, I think it's clear that my dad puts me in charge of running the park when he's not around, right?
Yes, but—
And that means you must do what I say?
Technically, but I—
And I am ordering you to stop yelling at Mordecai and Rigby.
Pops --
Understood?
[beat] Understood.
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