Sure, sure.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
You know, statistically, the further away two mates are from each other, the less likely it is that their realationship will last. I've done the calculations, and our odds *sniffles* are only 1.35%.
I'm...I'm-I'm sorry, Benson. It's not you, it's just...math. I think we should just be friends.
I get it. I was sent millions of miles into space against my will, you're back on Earth...
Are you sure you're okay?
I totally understand. I am good.
Okay, okay, okay. My turn.
Would your rather have spaghetti for fingers, or have spiders crawl out of your mouth every time you yawn?
Hm. That's a good one. If I eat my spaghetti fingers, do they grow back?
Yes, but they're whole wheat pasta.
Aw sick, dude! Well, in that case, I gotta go with- uhh...
Mordecai
No. Pam dumped me. I've been eating all these wings, but they're not making me feel any better.
Hey, wait. Didn't you and Pam eat wings on your first date?
Oh nooooooooo! That's why they're not working! They're just making me think about Pam!
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