Regular Show quotes

Okay, first, open the internet.

Skips

Uh, which one's the internet?

Guh, open the internet! [points at screen] Just use the mouse and click the internet button.

[points at screen again] Look, see those? They're called programs! [bangs on the screen] Now click the internet to open the internet!

No, what are you doing!? You can't just open a ton of programs at once, it just makes the computer go really slow.

Yeah, don't you know?

Guh! You're worse than my parents asking me computer questions over the phone! I'm taking a break.

Yeah, me too.

Mordecai

Man, last night was the best. The best.

Rigby

(while tapping on the keys of Mordecai's phone) Yeah, it was pretty fun.

Mordecai

I mean, Margaret and Eileen over for "Game Night," and nothing went wrong. No space portals, no video demons, nobody got hurt.

Rigby

Except for Eileen and I whipping your butts.

Mordecai

Whatever, I had fun. Dude come on help out. Benson's not going to let us have people over anymore if we leave this place a mess. And put down my new phone before you break it.

Rigby

Ok, just a sec. I am making you a new custom wallpaper.

Mordecai

All right, I'm going to take this stuff to dump.

Rigby

Heh. You mean you're going take that trash to your face.

Mordecai

You're lucky I'm in a good mood from last night.

Rigby

Hmm hmm. Hmm!

Mordecai

Doo doo doo! A-hanging with Margaret just-a feels so good like I knew it would. Laughing together and-a having a blast. And I hope it lasts forever. I can't believe how hot she is. Makes my insides feel like knotted twists. Her pretty face and those long, long legs, and I hope someday we are more than just friends! (long pause). Oh, Margaret. Oh Margaret! I love it when you stand or sit right next to me. Can't you see? Your future with me is brighter than the ocean... What? "Brighter than the ocean?"