Grif, Sarge and others in “Radar love (Episode 29)”

[looking through the sniper scope while standing on the upturned Warthog] Aw, crap. Hey, they got a guy fixing their tank.

Sarge

Impossible! Our intelligence clearly states that-

[interrupting] We have intelligence?!

Sarge

That the only soldiers in this canyon with mechanical training are that dead freelancer and Lopez- oh, wait a minute!

Sarge, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Lopez runs away, the jeep starts driving itself and suddenly there's a new guy on the blue team?

Sarge

Yes, Simmons I am. Why, obviously the blue team has constructed some kinda diabolical mind-control ray beam that they used on Lopez and now he has to do their evil blue bidding.

[jumping down from the jeep] Or, since he's a robot, maybe they just reprogrammed him.

Or maybe that blue guy who got killed by the tank has come back as a ghost and now he's possessing Lopez's body. That could also explain why Sarge went nuts when we had the prisoner, the blue ghost probably possessed him too. And the jeep going nuts was probably a weird set of coincidences while the guy learned how to use Lopez's body.

I think I like the ray beam idea better.

Yeah, rookie. Your idea sounds a little dumb.