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Red vs Blue · Season 1

Tucker, Caboose and others in “After Church (Episode 9)”

Uh oh.

[A large shadow flies over the Red Base]

Hey, Caboose, you might wanna get out of the tank like right now!

I can't figure out how to GET THIS THING OPEN!

Night vision engaged.

Rookie! Get out now!

[Line of explosions approach the tank as Caboose is talking]

(desperate) Ok... open the... ok... uh, Sheila will you please open the door?

Driver canopy open. Thank you for using the M808V Main Battle T-

[Caboose escapes as Sheila is hit by an air strike, blasting her upside down]

Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap!! Running, running, running! Man... That was close.

Look at your tank though.

[in a fading voice, referencing 2001: A Space Odyssey] I'm scared Dave. Will I dream? Daaaivvvvy... Daaaivvvvvy...

(screaming) SHEEEEIIIIIILLLLLLLAAAAAAA!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

What? No! Sheila! Sheila! Wait, who's Sheila?

(devastated) Shiela's the lady in the tank. She was my friend.

Oh, dude! I knew you could pick up chicks in a tank!

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