[Church catches up to Donut in middle of canyon]
FREEZE! [aims assault rifle at Donut]
Hey, why the hell were you shooting at me? You could've hit me, dick!
Can it! Don't try to play stupid with me, Sarge! I know who you are. We've been spying on you for three weeks now.
I just got here two hours ago and I'm not a Sergeant, I'm a Private.
Wait a minute, you're not the Sergeant!
Yeah! That's what I just said.
Well then how the hell did you manage to steal our flag?
Steal? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.
[Tucker suddenly pops out through the teleporter]
THREE!
JESUS!
HOLY SHIT! Who is this guy?
What in the hell?! Tucker? Is that you?
How did you get up here ahead of me?
And what's with that black shit on your armor?
Hey! Freeze, Sarge! [Tucker levels his weapon at Donut's head]
Will you stop calling me a Sergeant? I'm still just a Private!
The Sarge is still a Private? Oh. My. God. The teleporter sent me back in time!
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