[Church and Tucker talk outside about the tank, completely unaware of what just took place]
Well, enough gabbing out of us, let's take this bad boy out for a spin. Go ahead and hop in, Tucker.
Me? I can't drive that thing!
You're telling me you're not armor certified?
I ca— I don't even know how to use the fuckin' sniper rifle! Don't you know how to drive that?
No! Holy crap! Who is running this army?!
[Caboose leaves Blue base]
Hey! Just wanted to let you know, the general stopped by and picked up the flag!
[to Caboose] Yeah, okay. Whatever, moron! [back to Tucker] Why would they give us a tank if nobody here knows how to drive the damn thing? ...Wait a second. What did he just say?
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