[Donut runs into a room with Caboose standing next to the Blue flag; Caboose thinks that Donut is the general and Donut thinks the Blue base is the store]
Wow! You got here fast!
Why is everybody so freaking rude in this canyon?!
I'm not, sir! What can I do for ya?
Finally! Someone with a little respect around here!
Yes, sir! [motions toward flag] I assume you're here because of this.
Wait... is this all you have?
Uh, yes, sir! That's it!
Aw man! This figures. Shit. What about elbow grease?
Ummm...
Headlight fluid?
Nope. All we have is this flag.
Well, I can't go back empty-handed. I guess I'll take that.
Sure... that makes sense... I guess...
Man, they're gonna give me so much shit for coming back with just this stupid flag.
[Donut runs off with the Blue flag]
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