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Red vs Blue · Season 1

Sarge, Grif and others in “Red Gets a Delivery (Episode 2)”

So unless anybody has any more mythical creatures to suggest as a name for the new vehicle, we're gonna stick with: the Warthog. How about it, Grif?

No, sir. No more suggestions.

Are you sure? How 'bout Big Foot?

It's okay.

Unicorn?

No, really. I'm... I'm cool.

Sasquatch?

Leprechaun?

Hey, he doesn't need any help, man.

Phoenix?

[sigh] [muttering] Christ.

Hey Simmons! What's the name of that Mexican lizard? Eats all the goats.

Uh, that would be the Chupacabra, sir.

Hey Grif! Chupa-thingy, how 'bout that? I like it. Got a ring to it.

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