Well, good luck guys. Don't forget to change your underwear at least once a day. Tucker, that goes double for you.
What? I'm the cleanest guy here!
No, it goes double for you because now you're in charge of changing Caboose as well.
I hate you.
“Exploring Our Differences (Episode 66)” · Season 4
In this episode: Leonard Church (4), Tucker (3), Tex (2), Simmons (1), Grif (1)
[Tucker notices Tex staring at the alien's crotch]
Let me put it this way; I felt less threatened when Tex was staring at just the sword.
[Tex snaps out of her trance]
TTex
Whu-What? Oh, I was just admiring his... His alien... Muscle structure...
Yeah, one particular part of his muscle structure...
TTex
Well, that's just a matter of penis- I mean opinion! Opinion... that's... what i meant.
Smooth.
Caboose (horrified): You told me it was another arm...
Alien (happily): Blaaaaarrrrrggg!
Andy (laughing): Hey, Caboose, high five!
Caboose (disturbed): I don't want to do that anymore...
What if I have to kill stuff, dude? I'm a lover not a fighter.
Yeah Tucker, I'm the same way. That's why we get along so well, we're both just a couple of lovers.
(Short pause)
That sounded kinda gay, dude.
Yeah, it did... umm... I feel obligated to say something encouraging as your boss.
Our captain died, you're just the guy pretending to be my boss.
Y-you know in our given situation technically you could be seen as one of my employees.
Except that I'm not.
(sigh, frustrated) Whatever, listen I just- as... as someone in an employee-manager relationship...
Which doesn't exist.
(sighs)
Why did you pull me aside again?
I'm sure it was to say something inspiring or... something, but now I just don't care.
You know, I have to say I'm a little surprised that you're not going with them.
TTex
Why? Quests are dangerous!
Yeah but they usually have some kind of big reward at the end you know like some, big treasure chest or an entire room filled with gold and art. It's not really like you to pass up on something like that Tex. ...Tex? ...You're gone, aren't you.
(sighs) I really shoulda seen that coming.
Simmons (aggressively): I said in the hole!
[Simmons pushes Grif into a hole he is using as a prison and Grif appears from a gravity lift behind him]
WHOS A BAD HOSTAGE TAKER NOW BITCH!
GGrif
I think I found a design flaw in your hole.
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