[Singing a rendition of Happy Birthday to You] Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, Mr. Lister! Happy birthday to you!
[Waking up from bed] Today?
[Setting down a birthday cake] It's the big one, sir!
What, I'm thirty?
Kryten chuckles and lifts his arms indicating a higher number.
Forty?
Kryten chuckles and lifts his arms again.
Oh, what am I doing? I don't want to know! Don't want to know. Brain, I'm not listening. [Covering his ears and miming singing] La la la la la la la.
The years pass, but with them comes the soothing balm of new found grace and maturity.
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