There's no way I'm buying anything off you guys! Ever.
Lister reacts to a sharp pain in his stomach.
AAniter
Would you like to buy some pain pills, Dave?
No.
Lister reacts to another sharp pain.
AAniter
We can dock it directly from your account.
[In pain] All right, fine! Quick.
The sound of a coin click plays as the pills appear.
Water! I need a glass of water!
AAniter
That will be 40 dollar-pounds, Dave.
[In disbelief] For water?
AAniter
For the glass. The water is a further 400 dollar-pounds.
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