I'll give you anything that your heart desires, plus a special secret surprise, if you join us!
[Excited] I love secret surprises!
Cat excitedly jumps across the room and stands next to the crew again.
They're not going to be giving you anything since pretty soon they'll gonna be dead! In fact let me prove it to you by killing them one-by-one!
No wait! I'm with you! But I get to do it! [Becomes stonefaced]
Cat slowly walks across the room back to Telford, who cautiously aims the gun at Cat.
Can I trust you? Can I? [Aims gun right at Cat's head] Really?
I'm a psychopath, ain't I? You and me both! What more do you need?
Telford takes out a laser pistol from his back-pocket and hands it to Cat.
Cat takes the pistol, and shoots Telford in the face killing him instantly.
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