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Lister, Professor Telford and others in “Cured”

Lister

Ah! So you can't go anywhere, without us!

TProfessor Telford

I only need one of you, [Aims gun at the crew] the rest of you are going to die! [To Cat] You!

Cat

Who, me?

TProfessor Telford

You have no loyalty to them, a Cat has no fidelity to anyone but himself. Join me!

Lister

I don't care what the damn scan says, we're the Posse! [Begins to perform the 'Boys from the Dwarf' gang signal, with Kryten, Rimmer, and Cat following] Boys from the Dwarf!

Cat

Yeah!

Lister

Noones changing sides here!

Cat

Nu-huh!

PTProfressor Telford

[To Cat] I'll give you anything that you want!

Cat

Sounds good!

Cat walks across the room and stands next to Telford.

Lister

[Shocked] Cat man!

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