Rimmer, Holly and others in “Back to Reality”

Rimmer

I know that, emotionally speaking, this isn't the news you want to hear right now. But there's a blob on the sonar scope the size of New Mexico and it's heading your way.

I think our friend the Suicide Squid is about to put in an appearance.

Kryten

Where is it, precisely?

Rimmer

Directly above you. Two thousand fathoms and diving.

Lister

Oh, thanks a lot, Rimmer. You know the state we're in and you have to go and give us news like that. You couldn't have lied?

Rimmer

I was lying. It's only one thousand fathoms.