You wanted to see me, Captain?
Where's the cat?
What? What cat?
Lister, not only are you so stupid you jeopardise every man and woman on this ship, not only that, you take a photo of yourself with the cat and send it to be processed in the ship's lab. Now, I'm going to ask you again. Do you have a cat?
No.
[holding up a photo of Lister and a cat] Have you got a cat?
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