“Part Three” quotes from Red Dwarf

Cat

Whats going to happen to everybody in the reality we left? The guys all watching us on T.V?

Kryten

Well, they will continue to exist as a consequence of us creating them in our hallucination, sir. Its quantum mechanics, every decision that is made creates a new universe, as do all dreams and hallucinations, its multi-verse 1.0.1.

Rimmer

But those sad suckers will live out the rest of their lives convinced they're the real ones and we are characters from a T.V show.

Lister

And you know if you tell them the truth, you know what they would probably do?

Rimmer

Laugh.

Lister

Yeah. [They all snigger] They probably would.

Lister

No the moose aren't in the cars, antlers out the sun roof! They're in the roads, mooseing about, crossing roads, causing accidents!

You mean they're not looking left and right?

Lister

Exactly.

Not using the pedestrian crossings?

Lister

Exactly!

Not paying attention as to whether it's a little green man or a little red man? Of course they're not, they're mooses!! Jeez... Swedes: they expect too much!

Rimmer

Kryten, you have a real gift. You make things that are really, really complicated sound really, really complicated.

Rimmer

Are you saying I am a resentful person? I really resent that!

And you rebuilt him - gave him something to live for.

No, we just hosed him down and gave him a hat.