Jean-Paul Sartre said Hell was being locked forever in a room with your friends.
Holly, all his mates were French!
“Balance of Power”
In this episode: Dave Lister (4), Arnold Rimmer (2), Holly (2)
What's this? Learning drugs? They're illegal, matey! I'm afraid you're in very serious, grave, deep trouble, Lister. Where did you get them? I want names, I want places, I want dates.
Arnold Rimmer, his locker, this morning.
Holly, why Rimmer's hologram? Why'd you have to bring Rimmer's hologram back? He was the most unpopular man on board this ship. I mean, he even had to organise his own surprise birthday parties!
Who should I have brought back, then?
Anyone! Chen, Petersen! I mean even Hermann Göring would've been more of a laugh than Rimmer! I mean, OK, he was a drug-crazed, Nazi transvestite, but at least we could've gone dancing!
We're mates! We're pals!
When?
Oh, come on, Lister! Laugh, laugh, laugh. Chuckle, guffaw, giggle. That's Rimsy and Listy!
When?
Millions of times.
When?
Ah... no... ah, how about the time your safety harness snapped and you fell into the cargo bay? We laughed then, didn't we?
I cracked me spine in three places.
Yes, but it was hilarious! We laughed like drains!
You laughed, I spent six weeks in traction.
And you spent the rest of the summer walking around like a croquet hoop! I laughed so hard I nearly puked...
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