Rimmer and Lister in “Balance of Power”

Rimmer

We're mates! We're pals!

Lister

When?

Rimmer

Oh, come on, Lister! Laugh, laugh, laugh. Chuckle, guffaw, giggle. That's Rimsy and Listy!

Lister

When?

Rimmer

Millions of times.

Lister

When?

Rimmer

Ah... no... ah, how about the time your safety harness snapped and you fell into the cargo bay? We laughed then, didn't we?

Lister

I cracked me spine in three places.

Rimmer

Yes, but it was hilarious! We laughed like drains!

Lister

You laughed, I spent six weeks in traction.

Rimmer

And you spent the rest of the summer walking around like a croquet hoop! I laughed so hard I nearly puked...