MMaxine
[Mopping up tourist seeing boat] Ugh, how many times do I have to say it, if you feel the need to vomit, don't. UGH!
AAndrAIa
[Walks up with Frisket] Hello, I'd like to book passage with you.
MMaxine
Do you have a strong constitution? My last group didn't.
AAndrAIa
We can hold our own.
MMaxine
Okay, you got your authorization codes?
AAndrAIa
What do you mean?
MMaxine
Well, I can't take you anywhere without authorization codes.
AAndrAIa
But we have to get back to Mainframe!
MMaxine
Internet travel is restricted, where you been? Playing games?
AAndrAIa
Well, yes, actually. Wait a nano, who restricted travel?
MMaxine
Well, you have been out of the loop haven't you? The guardians did! [Camera dramtically zooms to AndrAIa's shocked face]
AAndrAIa
Why would the guardians restrict net travel?
MMaxine
Something about controlling the known net.
AAndrAIa
We are talking about the same guardians, right? To mend and defend?
MMaxine
Yes, the same guardians. But now it's divide and render for their own cause.
AAndrAIa
Do you know of anyone who can help us?
MMaxine
I do, but they're all in that prison, [motions to hilltop complex] locked up in a waiting deletion courtesy of the guardians.
AAndrAIa
What did you say your format was again?
MMaxine
I'm a search engine. [AndrAIa and glance at each other, Maxine chuckles] I'll explain. [Flashes of gunfire seen in village] What in the net?!
AAndrAIa
Matrix, gotta go!
MMaxine
And I thought I loved excitement.
[Frisket just leapt toward the Captain and he froze him with his sword, Frisket's teeth showing] Glory be! I know those teeth! [Matrix and AndrAIa round the corner] Bail up, ye knave, or I'll-
How do ye know me true name?
I'm Matrix. Enzo Matrix. Dot's brother?
Not any more... They call me Matrix.
Okay, Matrix... Where's me dear friend, Dot? Is she with ye? By the code, how I've missed her!
The Web?! He be done for!
No! I know he would have found a way to survive!
[Takes her hand to kiss] Matrix has exquisite taste me lovely lady. [Kisses hand]
You're a charming rogue, Gavin.
Thank you, Menzel. Back in your pardon, Frisket! [Unfreezes Frisket who growls at Capacitor]
Shiver me templates! It really is Enzo! I've had me doubts lad, but that settles it! But how ?
Game hopping. You compile faster. We were lost in the net and did it to survive. [Turns to AndrAIa] No regrets. [To Capacitor] Captain, we need your ship.
Then you'd best look elsewhere. The guardian's lap dogs have seized me ship and taken me crew prisoner! [A hovering screen reveals a ransom for Capacitor and his first officer] Don't pay any attention1
10,000 units! What'd you do?
Well, when Mainframe closed down, we tried to open honest trade routes with other systems, for some reason, the guardians took exception to that. We've been on the run ever since.
AAndrAIa
Captain, we need your help into the web.
I'd be glad to try for God's sake, but why the web?
I told you, that's where Bob is, we have to find him. He's our only way back in the Mainframe.
Well I can't do it without me crew, they're being held in yonder prison.
And there's no way of breaking them out.
AAndrAIa
Ah, but now you have a secret weapon. Something they aren't expecting. Something that can't be stopped.
AAndrAIa
What's the matter, lover?
For once AndrAIa, nothing's the matter. We did it, we found Bob! With Bob around, I know everything's gonna be all right. I can't tell you how good it is to see him.
AAndrAIa
Don't tell me, tell him.
It's the problem, I can't. We've been through so much. I've changed. What if he doesn't like what I've become. When he was this, my hero.
AAndrAIa
Come on, let's get back to the party, two old friends have some catching up to do.
[Ray is standing up, head tilted back and holding a wriggling leech-like worm above mouth, showing it off]
[To Captain Capacitor] I never got used to that stuff, it wriggles all the way down.
WRWeb rider 1
[To Web rider 2, in own language] He has guts, I'll give him that.
WRWeb rider 2
[In own language] I never got used to the way it wriggles all the way down. [Ray swallows the worm, grabs throat with both arms and falls to table unresponsive, with all feasters staring in silence]
[Ray stands back up holding up both fists] Yeah, alright! [All feasters cheer]
WRWeb rider 1
You are a warrior. You have Honour. [Swipes Ray sent flying to door bumping into Matrix who pulls Gun on both Ray and the Web Riders]
[In the Riders' language] Handbag... teakettle.... barbeque!
WRWeb Rider 1
What in the web is he talking about?
WRWeb Rider 2
I think he wants us to calm down!
Enzo, what do you think you're doing? Put that gun down, NOW!
AAndrAIa
[Comes up behind Matrix and pulls arm down] Don't worry, Bob, crisis over!
I didn't mean to, I just reacted. I couldn't stop myself. I'm- I'm sorry. [Walks away]
[An armada of Daemon's ships comes out of portal]
Matrix, they're Guardians! Every one of them! That's what I've been saying, but we can't Guardians, there must be another way!
AAndrAIa
Bob, we know how you feel about deletion, but what choice do we have?
We can drive them back, seal the system again, that's it!
Look, Mainframe comes first, we must defend our homeland.
Yeah, mend and defend, not delete and defend. [Matrix takes off on bike]
AAndrAIa
All right, what's the plan?
[Nulls have completely covered a glowing Hexadecimal, and Nibbles has just joined the pile]
NNulls
I live, daughter... Help...!
[Little Enzo looks as though he is about to cry]
AAndrAIa
What is it? You two look like you've seen a ghost.
Sis...That's dad isn't it? That's our dad!
Bob...that's our father. That thing is Welman Matrix.
[In Rocky the Rabid Raccoon 2, Enzo has rebooted as a Anakin Skywalker-esque puppet]
(speaking in a wooden, halting way) What are....these things??
You appear to be some sort of mannequin.
Mannequin...? Badwalker??
Oh, you aren't gonna be any help.
AAndrAIa
Rocky's searching for a way in. It's time to do it, lover!
Okay... Reboot! [he reboots as a Darth Vader-esque figure, while Bob and AndrAIa turn into a soldier and Barbie-style doll respectively]
What happened to Phong and the idiots?
[In a Yoda voice] Yogurt, I am- *ahem!* (normal voice) I am.
Right in front of you. [They have rebooted as soda cans]
Yeah, and we heard the idiots line.
[at the very edge of the game cube]
AAndrAIa
[Puts down Phong and the game sampler] Good. You're certainly not low-fat yogurt.
The green button, you must press.
AAndrAIa
[Pushes it] We need to get back to the game!
Automatic, sampler is. Leave it, we can.
AAndrAIa
Why are you talking like that?
[Glitch Bob has returned to his original form, and the Bob Dot was marrying has transformed into a remodelled...]
I see my charade is at an end. A pity... We would have made a perfect couple.
[Matrix looks frantically for Gun]
Ugh, this dress don't come with a katana!
I've missed you, Guardian. Welcome back.
Back and fully charged. Let's do it!
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