Megabyte quotes from ReBoot

Megabyte

Attention, inhabitants of sector 1-0-0-0: Your struggle for independence is over. I'd like to take this opportunity to personally thank my friend, Dot Matrix, for delivering this sectors PID's to me with such a cunning and insightful plan. You will be rewarded handsomely for your efforts.

In your dreams, Megadump! I think Megabyte's popped a motherboard, what's he talking about anyway?

Dot

Oh no... Oh no!

What is it? What's wrong? [Sees flashing folder on Dot's organizer] File removed?! That's impossible!

Dot

No... It's gone! Everything.... The PIDS, their lives, their dreams... All gone...

Oh boy... Phong, the PID file has been removed somehow!

....Did you say removed, as in not erased?

Dot

That's right, Phong. Removed. Their lives are ruined and it's all my fault! It's all my fault... If only I knew what went wrong.

Megabyte

As for the rest of you, prepare yourselves for a...career change. [Chuckles] You're all mine now...

I'm not getting a response! Wait! Something is happening!

Megabyte

"Turn... around"? [A vidwindow pops up behind him]

Dot

Attention, inhabitants of Silicon Tor: Your struggle for dominance is now over. I would like to take this opportunity to personally thank my dear friend Cyrus for helping me out with such a cunning and insightful plan. And as for the rest of you, hah! Who cares? [Blows a kiss before closing window]

[Gulp]

Megabyte

Hack, Slash, take him to the PID extraction chamber. I need a new shoeshine droid...

Hexadecimal

Megabyte, what a delightful mess you're making!

Megabyte

Thank you, Hex. I thought you'd enjoy it.

Hexadecimal

Now you wouldn't be intending to erase me, would you?

Megabyte

Oh, come now. Would that be any way to treat family?

Dot

We need more transport! We've gotta get everyone out of here now!

Everything that flies is in motion, Ms Matrix!

Dot

Not quite everything. Drastic times call for drastic measures. (calls Megabyte)

Megabyte

Ms Matrix, what a delightful...intrusion.

Dot

This is strictly business, Megabyte.

Megabyte

Oh really? Do tell. A partnership, perhaps?

Dot

Hardly. I need to rent some transport, now.

Megabyte

I do apologize, but this is not a taxi service. Especially under present circumstances.

Dot

But-!

Megabyte

Please, don't ask for any personal favors. Codemasters and viruses have a rather, how should I put this...unpleasant history? Good luck. [Ċloses Dot's vid window] You'll need it.

Dot

Well, I guess it's all up to Bob now....

Slash

Uh, something command...

A leech command.

Slash

Yeah, yeah, that's it.

It's in the...

Slash

Position...

New place.

Megabyte

Well then, proceed with energy drain immediately!

Yes, sir!

Megabyte

My portal!

Enzo, are you alright?

Bob.... I saw the supercomputer!

Dot

Uh...guys? [Is in Hack and Slash's clutches]

You owe me one, Megabyte.

Megabyte

....Let them go.

But sir-!

Megabyte

I said let them go! [Bob, Enzo and Dot leave] Now we are even, Guardian. Now we are even...

Megabyte

[Bellowing] HEXADECIMAALLLLLL...!

Oh...ah...uh, boss...

Hexadecimal

You called?

Megabyte

You destroyed my Tor! I will get you for this!

Hexadecimal

[Wears teary face] Oh, but your sector was looking sooooo dreary, [Wears open mouth smiley face] so I simply cheered it up a little bit. [Wears angry face] There's no need to make such a long face about it! [Stretches Megabyte's face]

Megabyte

Hexade-- [Gets a smile painted on his face with muffled scream]

Holy...

Slash

...moly!

Megabyte

Mouse....

Mouse

I'm workin' as fast as I can! Just tell the witch to be ready.

Hexadecimal

I heard that! What a sweet thing to say! Charges the hardware up]

We've gotta do this now! What's taking so long?

Mouse

That's it! I've broken their code!

Hexadecimal

The hardware is fully charged!

Megabyte

Excellent. Now it's my turn.... [surreptitiously extends his claws]

Okay, everyone, get ready! We're going to shut the portal!

Megabyte

[Suddenly destroys Dot's cannon for his betrayal] Not just yet, Guardian.

Gli-! [Megabyte gagged Bob, takes Glitch and crushes it]

Megabyte

Now! [Herr Doctor presses the button to initiate the missile and Megabyte flings Bob into the missile]

Megabyte, you won't get away with this!

Megabyte

No time to talk now, Bob. [To Herr Doctor] Launch!

Mouse

[Draws her katana at Megabyte] One more step and I'll subdivide you. [Hexadecimal knocks her out of the way] What?!

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dot

BOB!

Megabyte

Phong. Drop all defences on the Principal Office, and welcome to Megaframe...

Hexadecimal

I love it when he talks like that.

We will fight you to the last, Megabyte!

Megabyte

You have no defences, you fools! Your Guardian is lost! Nothing can stand in our way. Mainframe is ours.

WRONG! We do have a Guardian! Guardian, your keytool. Remember what Bob said.

[Attaches Glitch to arm] I am Guardian Matrix, charged with defending this system. Two viruses take over my home? I don't think so!

Megabyte

Fire when ready!

Hexadecimal

Ready!

Wait - where are the recovery teams? We should have been picked up by now.

Megabyte

They have been... delayed.

Megabyte! [AndrAIa stands in front of him protectively, aiming her wrist crossbow at Mebabyte]

Megabyte

There's no need for that, child. I only wish to talk to the boy.

Then talk!

Megabyte

I have a message for your sister.

I am a Guardian! I'm not your messenger!

Megabyte

You are what you have always been: a mere delivery boy. [Grabs Enzo by the throat and lifts him to face level] Do not provoke me further; it is by my will alone you survive this encounter. Be well advised to remember that. [Throws Enzo to the ground] Now listen carefully, boy...

Megabyte

[Hexadecimal wakes hanging from recuperation machine] Oh, feeling better I see.

Hexadecimal

I will tear you apart once I am free from this infernal collar! That thought alone keeps me well! Dear, brother! [Laughs maniacally and Megabyte squints at her]

Megabyte

Hmm, yes, we've heard this before. [Turns to binome] Hey doctor, it is time.

Double madcrossed and bitter Hexadecimal is repaired, fully charged and totally under your control!

Megabyte

So finally I have the power to crush all who stand against me! Prepare transportation to the stasis chamber. It is time to put my new toy to use.

[Waddles to control panel] Throw this hitch, [Pulls lever] and ready weapon Hexadecimal or battle! [Recuperation machine fires up with Hexadecimal extremely enraged]

Megabyte

Call off your dog, boy. [Indicates Hexadecimal trapped in his machine] Now that I command Hexadecimal's power, none can stand against me!

You did that?! To your own sister?!

Megabyte

[Chuckling] Yes, yes, yes - it's rather good, isn't it?

You're sick, Megabyte! I won't rest until I've stopped you!

Megabyte

I believe that's an idle threat. It ends now. [Unsheathes his claws]

Megabyte

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Hexadecimal

Oh, I was just picturing what I will do to you once I am free of your little toy. You have no idea of the power you try to control! Chaos will ALWAYS triumph over Order! It is the way of things.

I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered! My life is my own! YOU WON'T HOLD ME!