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Bob quotes from ReBoot

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Most-quoted character in ReBoot: in 78 of its 215 quotes
Most scenes with: Enzo (28), Dot (27), Matrix (14)

Scenes with Bob 62

BBob

[Stands up and taps mug for a toast at a feast, in the Riders' language] To the Captain and crew of the Saucy Mare. [In English] To the finest bunch of cutthroat binomes who ever sailed the two seas! [Saucy Mare crew cheers]

[Jumps on table] To the Web Riders, the ugliest bunch of blaggers I've ever had the pleasure of sailing with! [Crew applauds and cheers with Capacitor falling backwards]

Matrix and AndrAIa, the sprites who brought us all together. [Crew applauds and cheers]

I'll drink to that! [Drinks]

[Ray is standing up, head tilted back and holding a wriggling leech-like worm above mouth, showing it off]

[To Captain Capacitor] I never got used to that stuff, it wriggles all the way down.

WRWeb rider 1

[To Web rider 2, in own language] He has guts, I'll give him that.

WRWeb rider 2

[In own language] I never got used to the way it wriggles all the way down. [Ray swallows the worm, grabs throat with both arms and falls to table unresponsive, with all feasters staring in silence]

[Ray stands back up holding up both fists] Yeah, alright! [All feasters cheer]

WRWeb rider 1

You are a warrior. You have Honour. [Swipes Ray sent flying to door bumping into Matrix who pulls Gun on both Ray and the Web Riders]

[In the Riders' language] Handbag... teakettle.... barbeque!

WRWeb Rider 1

What in the web is he talking about?

WRWeb Rider 2

I think he wants us to calm down!

BBob

Enzo, what do you think you're doing? Put that gun down, NOW!

Come on, man.

[Comes up behind Matrix and pulls arm down] Don't worry, Bob, crisis over!

I didn't mean to, I just reacted. I couldn't stop myself. I'm- I'm sorry. [Walks away]

[The Saucy Mare is being attacked by huge bolts of energy and has powered down]

I can see through the shielding. It's getting worse out there. The charges are increasing in frequency and strength. We're like rats caught in a trap.

BBob

Or mice. That's it! This is one of Mouse's traps! She's the only other sprite who knew Mainframe's address. She's sealed and protected the location.

Mouse.... We might have stood a chance against the Guardians, but Mouse?

BBob

I know... This is bad. Very bad.

[Sitting down] I'm- I'm sorry. I wanted you to be proud of me and I blew it. What have I done? What have I become?

BBob

[Standing up] Look, you survived the games and brought this crew together and rescued me. I am proud of you, Enzo.

I've done... questionable things.

BBob

You did what you had to do. We've all changed, all grown up and now it's time to fight back.

A lost guardian and a renegade, not a key tool between them.

BBob

And a big job to do. We'll be okay. The surfer can get us back to Mainframe. We'll deal with Megabyte and then Daemon, together. [Extends open hand] You ready?

Yes. [Grabs hand and Bob pulls him up, they walk together] Bob, it's good to see you.

BBob

It's good to see you too, Matrix.

BBob

[Draws gun at Hack and Slash] Easy Matrix, they we never THAT bad.

Um, Slash, does that not look a little bit like Bob?

"Like Bob"? Why, yes, it does!

BBoth

Bob! [Rushes to Bob] Oh, Bob, Bob!

We have missed you so much!

We do have! You have no idea! Oh, oh, I like the new hair!

It is very exciting look for you!

BBob

Whoa, whoa, easy boys!

Bob, who is that big green fellow?

BBob

That's... Enzo.

Oh. Enzo. It is a good thing he is on our side.

You bet.

BBoth

....ENZO?!

Oh my goodness.

Oh, boy, wait 'til she sees you!

Oh yeah!

She is gonna have a connection!

Come on, let's go see Dot!

BMBob and Matrix

Dot?!

Yes, we have been taking very good care of Dot!

Oh yeah, very good.

Very good indeed!

Just like a baby in our arms.

Just like! Goodness, I wonder what happened to his eye.

Gee I dunno, but I wouldn't wanna see the other guy.

Dot, look!

We have brought you a surprise!

Yes, a very big surprise!

Huge! [They present Matrix, and Dot looks at him curiously]

Uh- hi, sis...

Enzo...? Enzo... [Hugs him while crying] Oh, Enzo! I thought you were nullified... I thought I'd lost everything...

I had a promise to keep. I brought Bob home.

Bob's here?

[Bob is being passionately kissed by Mouse]

BBob

It's...nice to see you too, Mouse...

[Matrix pins down Megabyte and aims his trident at his head]

You can't do this... It goes against everything you stand for...

You took away my life, destroyed my home, caused nothing but pain and suffering to everyone I held dear! [strikes to the side of Megabyte's head, to his surprise] Surprised? Don't be. You're not worth it. Mainframe will always endure. Remember this defeat, this humiliation. Remember you can never win. [Makes Megabyte fall onto the beam]

No. YOU remember, boy. How I turned defeat into victory! How I left you with a dying system! (Activating the portal of the supercomputer, control it at the end of the beam, and walk with one leg to go near the portal of the supercomputer)

[Watching Megabyte on the VidWindow] Oh, no you don't. [Hacking a small panel] One last double cross, sugar?! [Pressed the button for switching the portal of the supercomputer into the web portal by trapping Megabyte into the web, while Megabyte is touching the portal; the web creature tentacles came out of the portal and grab Megabyte into it]

NNNOOO...!

[Gets out of the portal] Good day, mates! Who was that guy? He seemed to be miffed.

Surfer! [Light glow teleported Bob in front of him] Bob!

BBob

So, what'd I miss? [Feeling Principal Office is shaking, look around and look at the city of Mainframe is falling] The System! It's shutting down! This is bad...

Very bad.

BBob

Phong, how are we doing?

The news is not good, my son.

BBob

What do you mean?

We have survived Megabyte's bane, but Mainframe is still... doomed. [Bob, Matrix, Dot and Frisket look down deeply dreading]

[An armada of Daemon's ships comes out of portal]

BBob

Matrix, they're Guardians! Every one of them! That's what I've been saying, but we can't Guardians, there must be another way!

Bob, we know how you feel about deletion, but what choice do we have?

BBob

We can drive them back, seal the system again, that's it!

Look, Mainframe comes first, we must defend our homeland.

BBob

Yeah, mend and defend, not delete and defend. [Matrix takes off on bike]

All right, what's the plan?

[Nulls have completely covered a glowing Hexadecimal, and Nibbles has just joined the pile]

NNulls

I live, daughter... Help...!

BBob

Whoa. Now that's new.

Enzo..?

[Little Enzo looks as though he is about to cry]

I- I can't believe it...

What is it? You two look like you've seen a ghost.

Sis...That's dad isn't it? That's our dad!

BBob

What?

Bob...that's our father. That thing is Welman Matrix.

DDixon

One more virus for the deletion chamber.

BBob

He can hear you.

DDixon

So? Hey, Killabyte! Ready for oblivion?

BBob

Do you have to be so callous?

DDixon

It's a virus, cadet. A dirty, no-use virus.

BBob

Look, you don't know his story, what made him this way, how-

DDixon

A User made him this way. A User programmed him to destroy, to infect, to corrupt. Why a User does such a thing is beyond our capacity to understand, so there's no point trying.

BBob

I don't believe a User would knowingly release a virus on the net.

DDixon

Why, I forgot who I was talking to! I suppose you've written a readme on the psyche of Users?

BBob

Well, actually, I-

DDixon

You're never gonna pass the finals, kid.

BBob

What?

DDixon

Guardians are here to mend and defend, OK? Not sit around trying to work out the way a User thinks and why viruses are introduced into systems. I'm just glad the Prime Guardian hasn't read any of your works.

BBob

I had a meeting with Turbo just last second. He really thought my ideas to reprogram viruses for the good were radical.

DDixon

'Radical.' He used the word 'radical' and you think- what- the?!

KKillabyte

RAAAAAARGHH! [Breaks free of his restraints]

[Matrix, Bob and Frisket have arrived in a fighting game]

BBob

[Sighs] No Glitch, no game stats...

No problem. This one was old when I was young. I can't believe the User still plays it.

BBob

You've played this one before?

Oh yeah. Welcome to the dojo level of Pantsu Hebi... [Strikes a few poses with requisite sounds] ...X! Basic multi-level fight game... with a twist!

BBob

Okay. What do we do?

Wait.

BBob

What?

This is the final level, Bob.

BBob

So, the User might not even get here?

Maybe. The Game Sprites might defeat him.

BBob

This is good!

But, if the User does make it this far, he's gonna have power-ups out the yin-yang.

BBob

This is not good.

Let's see what we've got... C'mere, boy. Reboot! [Reboots into a Son Gohan-esque boy, while Frisket turns into a small Pikachu-like creature] Oh no...

FFrisket

Frisket! Frisket!

BBob

[Sniggering] You were right though. Just like old times.

Oh, you can laugh now. We know what you're gonna reboot as.

BBob

Okay... Reboot! [Is trapped inside a small prism]

Told you there was a twist.

BBob

This is bad.

FFrisket

Frisket!

BBob

Frisket's really starting to freak me out now! Just tell me the point of this game. Why am I stuck in here?

I'm a Pantsu Hebi trainer, you're a Pantsu Hebi X. A mutant creature. I keep you in that tiny container and release you to fight for me.

BBob

You keep creatures in cages and release them just to fight?

Yeah.

BBob

THAT IS SICK!

[In Rocky the Rabid Raccoon 2, Enzo has rebooted as a Anakin Skywalker-esque puppet]

(speaking in a wooden, halting way) What are....these things??

BBob

You appear to be some sort of mannequin.

Mannequin...? Badwalker??

Oh, you aren't gonna be any help.

Rocky's searching for a way in. It's time to do it, lover!

Okay... Reboot! [he reboots as a Darth Vader-esque figure, while Bob and AndrAIa turn into a soldier and Barbie-style doll respectively]

What happened to Phong and the idiots?

[In a Yoda voice] Yogurt, I am- *ahem!* (normal voice) I am.

Ahem We're here.

Right in front of you. [They have rebooted as soda cans]

Yeah, and we heard the idiots line.

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