What are you doing here? (asks his dad) (Hamuel squawks)
No, Hamuel. Let me tell him. After our rather unfortunate run-in with the family recently, I wanted to ensure you got this. (hands the chest to Eugene) It's a priceless heirloom that has been passed down for generations. (Eugene opens the chest to see his family's sash)
(gasps) Pretty! (Pascal squeaks) (she and Pascal also see Eugene's family sash)
Oh, fantastic! That's fantastic. This'll go so great with my chain mail dinner jacket, so, thanks for stopping by, and making everything awkward as usual. Bye, now. (Rapunzel and Pascal mad at Eugene when he wants his dad to leave Corona) (Hamuel caws)
Oh. I... (chuckles) I suppose I should leave. (feeling down) (Hamuel caws) (Eugene is mad at his dad) Athough, I'm actually hoping they invite me to stay.
Yeah, no, he says what he thinks. A lot.
Your Majesty, you have come such a long way. Why not just stay for the night? (tells Eugene's dad) (Eugene is mad at Raps when she tells his dad to stay at the castle one night)
Oh, no. I really shouldn't. (Eugene is annoyed)
Yeah, no. He really shouldn't.
Well, who is this old pile of bones to argue with a princess?
Oh, brother. (annoyed again)
Thinking about your dad? (Eugene sees Rapunzel and Pascal on the roof) (Rapunzel walks to Eugene then she sits next to him)
First of all, he's not my dad, okay? He's a strange man who can't keep his thoughts to himself. Second, he abandoned me as a child, and he didn't even try to stay in touch with me. And then this.
Edmund's only company is a crow who could get lost in a boot. He's lonely. Come on! You might even get to like him. (refers Hamuel and King Edmund)
And Shorty can sprout wings and lay an egg. But, hey, you never know. (he and Rapunzel turn around) (Hamuel cooing) (Hamuel flies when a boot on his head) I'm sorry. Is that my boot? (turns his head) (Rapunzel holds his hand)
And the best part of the food coma is, Edmund will be leaving-- (opens his bedroom but sees a mess) Good gray, what happened? (sees his sash is missing) Wait a minute. Someone stole the sash! I've been ro-- I've been robbed! (Pascal grumbles) So that's how that feels.
Somebody say "robbed"? (runs to the entrance of Eugene's bedroom) (Stan also runs to the entrance of Eugene's bedroom)
Don't touch a thing. This is a crime scene. (he and Pete run inside Eugene's bedroom) (Eugene tells Pete and Stan)
Take it easy, guys. Who cares about that silly old sash? (Stan and Pete check Eugene's room) (Pete and Stan toss an eaten apple alongside Eugene's belongings) (Eugene's sock is on his head) (Pascal squeaks and laughs at Eugene when he has a sock on his head) (Eugene is annoyed)
Somebody stole the sash? (mad when the sash is missing)
I don't know, Your Majesty, but Eugene will help you find it. (tells King Edmund)
Whoa, whoa. Stan and Pete are on it. They are perfectly capable of handling this. (tells Rapunzel and his dad)
Hey, I found a clue. (tells Stan) (Stan runs to Pete)
That's your own helmet! (tells Pete) I told you not to take that off. (Eugene is sheepishly)
I will not leave Corona until our family's sash is safely recovered.
Fine. I'll just give Stan and Pete a hand. (smiles and enters his bedroom) It's the least I can do. (Pete stops searching)
This master thief covered his tracks well.
Oh, what's this? (steps on paper to pick it up and unfolds it) Yeah, this is a ransom letter. (his dad and Rapunzel are at the entrance)
This crook wants to exchange the sash for gold at Mount Saison.
Whatever the price, no matter how far, we must get it back.
Oh, no, no, no. I said I would help out. (tells his dad) I did not say anything about taking a day-long trip. (Pascal squeaks)
Well, then, I suppose I will make this journey on my own. Yes, except Hamuel, it shall be me. (Eugene is annoyed) (Raps is mad at Eugene) (Raps notices that Eugene's dad feels down) (Eugene is mad at Rapunzel) Just me. No companion. (Eugene does not want to go with his dad) (Raps elbows Eugene)
Okay, okay. Why don't I just tag along? (tells his dad) (Rapunzel smiles) (his dad turns around happily)
Oh! Excellent! (Hamuel caws)
You packed food, right? (asks his dad)
Of course I did, Horace. (Domino nickers) A bounty unlike any you've ever had. (holds his satchel)
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Horace? (Maximus neighs) Ha ha. Did you just call me Horace? (asks his dad)
Indeed. Horace is your given name. Did I not mention that before?
No, you didn't. (Max neighs and smiles) How is it possible my real name is even worse than Eugene? (annoyed of his birth name) (Max nickers) Ha, ha. Real funny. (unamused) You know what? Never mind. Let's just get on the road. (tells his dad and starts to leave)
That's the spirit. This jaunt may actually be quite fun. (follows his son)
But for the record, we are sticking with Eugene. Got it?
Whatever you say, Horace. (tells his son) (Sideburns and Patchy are under the bridge)
Never thought we'd be setting foot in Corona again. But it'll be worth it once we close the book on Flynn Rider... for good. (he and Patchy are walking to the exit of the bridge.
Ha, ha! Such a beautiful day for a trek. (Hamuel flies to his owner) My spirits soar like Hamuel, my graceful friend in flight! (tree limbs cracking) (Hamuel distressed cawing) (Hamuel and a few tree branches fell to the ground)
Yeah. Majestic. Can we focus, please? (he and Maximus are annoyed) The sooner we get up to Mount Saison and get the sash, the sooner you can get back to-- Edmund! (Max wickers) (Eugene sees that his dad is not on Domino) Edmund? (Hamueal caws when he is on Domino's saddle)
Horace, there is the most spectacular display of miniature ball-like thingy-dos on the ground. Come quickly! (tells his son) (Max nickering) (Eugene and Maximus walk to King Edmund)
Rabbit pellets. Those are rabbit pellets. (tells his son) (Domono sniffing) (Domino backs away) Oh, this is gonna be a long trip. (goes off Max to walk to Domino) I'd better fuel up. (takes his dad's satchel) What the--? (holds a wind up toy) There's no food. This is nothing but junk! (sees inside his dad's satchel)
Goodness me. I brought the wrong bag. (turns around and he notices his mistake) This is my sack of lucky charms! (walks to his son) Say, Horace-- (his son rides on Max again)
Eugene. (tells his dad that the name is not Horace)
I think I have the perfect solution. (takes his axe) We'll fish together! (ax clattering) (toss his ax) (catch a twig) Problem solved. (tells his son) (Eugene is unamused)
I am not climbing up there to get your ax down. (he and his dad see the latter's ax on a tree branch)
Making wishes? (asks a girl)
GGirl
Huh? (Rapunzel does a magic trick for her) (giggling) What? (a coin appears on Rapunzel's hand) (surprised)
Eugene taught me that one. Go ahead. Come on. Make a wish. (tells the girl) (Pascal squeaks) (the girl makes a wish) (coin splashing)
Princess! (a girl, Raps and Pascal hear Feldspar) (Rapunzel turns around) (he, Stan and Pete walk to Raps) Somebody broke into my shop, tracked two sets of identical muddy footprints across my new rug.
GGirl
I saw them. One of them had an eye patch. (refers to Sideburns and Patchy) (Pascal squeaks)
Double security. (runs to Pete and Stan then tell them) I want sentries posted on the bridge, and patrols every hour.
SPStan and Pete
Yes, Princess. (Pascal squeaks angrily)
The Stabbingtons are back in Corona. (mad when she notices that Sideburns and Patchy returned to the city) (storms off) Oh, here. Back up wishes. (gives a girl more coins) (Rapunzel storms off) (Pete and Stan turn around to walk to Feldspar's shop)
Don't worry, Princess. The Stabbingtons are as good as-- (he and Pete yelling) (Pete and Stan are captured by Sideburns and Patchy) (helmets clattering) (a girl continues to make wishes) (girl hears a noise and turns around) (Sideburns and Patchy grab two helmets) (coin splashing)
Where is he? (walks to Stan and Pete to ask them about Eugene's location) Where's Rider? (Stan and Pete are scared)
Hey, aren't these the guys Eugene keeps beating? (asks Stan)
(grunts) Where is he? (grabs the rope that Pete and Stan are tied to) (demands Pete and Stan to tell them Eugene's location)
Yes, we do. He's headed to Mount Saison with his dad to get back that priceless sash.
Heh, heh. (Stan grunting) Mount Saison, huh? (he and Patchy leave Pete and Stan tied to a barrel)
But-- but you'll never catch him! Eugene moves faster than the wind! (tells Sideburns and Patchy)
(sighs) How'd you find us? (asks Rapunzel) (he and Pete are glad to see Rapunzel) (Rapunzel tells Pete and Stan) (Raps kneels to untie Pete)
I tracked those muddy footprints. Those guys should really wipe their shoes. Also, it helped that you guys were weeping loudly. (Pete turns his helmet the correct way)
Just doing our part. (salutes and tells Rapunzel) (cries)
I'm sorry, Princess. The Stabbingtons came out of nowhere! (apologizes to Rapunzel)
It's okay. (Fidella wickers) I'm sure they're after Eugene. (tells Pete and Stan) Good thing he's out of town.
Eh... (turn away from Rapunzel)
Um... (also turn away from Rapunzel) (he scratches his neck)
Wait. You didn't tell them about Mount Saison, did you?
(sighs) You know what? (Fidella wickers) I'll take it from here, guys. (mad) (tells Pete and Stan) (tells Fidella) Come on, Fidella. (Fidella wickers) (Rapunzel is on Fidella) We're bringing in The Stabbingtons. (Fidella neighs) (she, Pascal and Rapunzel leave)
That was your fault. (tells Pete) (pushes Pete when blaming him)
Nuh-uh, it was yours! (tells Stan) (pushes Stan when blaming him)
Ha, ha. Oh, no. And-- and do you remember when Flynn Rider says, the kingdom and I aren't simpatico at the moment.
Yes! And people think it's a kid's book. Adults everywhere appreciate the nuance of Flynn Rider's adventures. (his son hears a noise)
Shh, shh, shh. Quiet. I don't think we're alone. (tells his dad)
Right again, Rider. Or is it "Eugene"? (King Edmund and his son see Sideburns tied Max's snout and legs and also tied Domino's snout and legs via rope) (his blade knife clinks) (Maximus nickers)
Don't ask. (Patchy is on the other side of King Edmund and his son) (King Edmund and son his turn around to see Patchy) (Patchy's blade knives clink) Edmund, long-lost father, meet Stabbingtons, lifelong nemeses. Edmund claims he's my father, but you know, I actually have more of a history with you guys. (Sideburns and Patchy walk towards Eugene and dad) So, in a way, this is kind of a family gathering for me! Say, who wants some pudding?
I can tell he wants some pudding. (flings pudding onto Sideburns' face) (Sideburns yells)
He can tell a lot by looking into a man's eyes. (knocks Sideburns off his feet) (Sideburns grunting) (Sideburns thudding) (Eugene runs) Ha, ha! En guarde! (takes grass and holds it as a weapon) (grunts) (Sideburns fights Eugene but the former missed) (Sideburns' blade knife slashing) (Eugene grunting when he dodged) (Sideburns punching Eugene) (Eugene thudding into grass)
Where'd you go? (trying to find Eugene) (Patchy's knives slashing) (Eugene's dad grunting) (Eugene's dad dodged Patchy) (Patchy runs to Eugene's dad and fight him) (Eugene's dad grunting) (Eugene stops hiding) (Sideburns stops hiding and he is mad at Eugene) (Sideburns grunts) (Eugene greets Sideburns)
Hello! (goes back into the grass) (grunts) (Sideburns also goes back into the grass) (Sideburns yelling) Ha! Didn't see that coming, did you? (Eugene kicks Sideburns) (grunting) (he tells Sideburns when the latter runs to the grass to attack the former) Whoa! Hey, how's your day going? (Sideburns slashing his knife at Eugene) Missed me. (picks up grass) (Eugene ties Sideburns' foot) (grunts) (Patchy's blade knife slashing) (Eugene's dad grabs Patchy) (Eugene's dad grunting when he flings Patchy towards Sideburns and Eugene sees) Yes! (Sideburns and Patchy are about to fall off of a cliff) (Sideburns and Patchy yelling) (Sideburns and Patchy thudding) (Maximus wickers)
Ha, ha! (he and his son head towards Maximus and Domino to untie them)
All right, all right. (unties Maximus) They're not gonna stay down for long. (tells his dad) We need to buy more time.
I have an idea. (tells his son)
We gotcha! (he and Patchy see a wind up toy tied to a yo-yo) Huh? Rider! (he and Patchy are fooled) (birds chirping) (birds fly away)
Edmund, that was ingenious! (tells his dad) (he and his dad escaped alongside Max and Domino) Ah, yeah. Ingenious. (walks)
Ha! Who knew this bag of lucky baubles would come in so handy? (walks next to his son) (opens his satchel of his son's toys)
Ha, ha, ha! (sees the sash inside his dad's satchel and takes the sash to hold it) The sash. Wait. You stole this from my room? You had this the whole time? (walks a few steps away his dad when he notices that the latter stole the sash from the bedroom)
Well, yes. I did. It was I who wrote the ransom letter and sent us on this errand. (confesses to his son) (his son turns around)
This is an errand? (shocked) We're stuck in the middle of nowhere with no food, no weapons, and two maniacs on our tail, but, yeah, lovely little errand this is! (tells his dad) (Max is mad)
I wanted to be part of your life, Horace. And I thought a father and son trip might-- (feeling down and he tells his son)
Might what, huh? Make up for 24 years? (mad at his dad) And for the love of everything that is holy, my name is Eugene! (tells his dad) You know what? Here's your sash. (hands it back to his dad) (walks angrily) (his dad turns around when he feels down) I'm heading back to town. (tells his dad)
Hamuel, I've really bungled things with my son. (tells his pet) (Sideburns and Patchy walk to King Edmund)
I'll give you a chance to make it up to him. (King Edmund turns around when he hears Sideburns) (Hamuel caws) Take us to Rider. Now. (tells King Edmund)
I'm not foolish enough to help you. (tells Sideburns and Patchy)
Well, I know somebody who is. (referring to Hamuel)
I cannot believe I fell for the nice-guy act. (Hamuel cawing) (Hamuel flies upside down with a dagger tied to him) (Eugene sees Hamuel) What are you do-- Wait. I know that dagger. (Hamuel caws) The Stabbingtons. (Hamuel thwacks into tree) (Hamuel shrieks) (Eugene pulls Max's reins) (Max nickers, snorts) Aw. Dads are more trouble than they're worth. Come on, Max. The old man needs us. (runs back to the dam) (Hamuel cawing) (Hamuel flies to the dam) (Eugene and Max arrive at the dam) Edmund? (Domino is alone at the dam) Edmund? (Eugene calls out for his dad) (Maximus nickering) (Eugene goes off Max) Hey, Domino. Where's Edmund?
Right here, sonny boy! (Eugene sees his dad is tied up) (Max also sees that Eugene's dad is tied up) You want him? Come and get him.
(muffled yelling) (Patchy is about to drop a boulder on top of Eugene) (Maximus, Eugene and Domino sees boulders falling) (boulder whooshing)
Max, watch out! (moves Maximus out of the way) (boulder crashing) (Eugene, Domino and Mamuel are trapped inside Mount Saison) (Max neighs) (Max turns around) (Patchy thudding when he jumps to the base of Mount Saison as he wipes his hands and smiles evilly)
The Great Flynn Rider is gone. (King Edmund is shocked then he feels down) (Patchy walks to him) Come on. Now we have a sash and a king. (tells Patchy) (Sideburns pulls a lever) (Patchy grabs a sad King Edmund as a hostage) (wheel creaking) (King Edmund thudding when Patchy tosses him on a log) (Sideburns and Patchy step onto the same log) (water splashing) Thing are looking up. (the water flows and the log moves)
