I'm telling you, Stan! (Stan is bored) The handlebar mustache is so passé. Today, it's all about the goatee. (Pascal walks to him) You know what I mean? (Pascal chirps while trying to have his attention) You see-- (turns and sees Pascal) Just a second frog, I'm making a point. (gives a note to Eugene) by Oh! Hey, easy! What? What? (takes the note) What is it? (sees the note) A note from Cassandra? If this is another eviction letter, I am going to lose it! (Pascal grumbles when he walks away) She does not have the authority for that! I checked! (sees the note again) Hmm, well, this ought to be interesting.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Okay, it's a grim place to offer an apology, but then again, this is Cassandra we're talking about. (turns around to see Cass inside a cell)
I'm sorry. (Eugene yelps) Did you just say I was going to offer you an apology? (holds her note while walking to him)
Yeah! You said in your note you wanted to say sorry.
I didn't write you a note. You wrote me a note. (shows the note) (door closes, locks) Huh? (Rapunzel is inside the dungeon twirling a key)
Hey! What are you doing? (asks Rapunzel)
Time for the game to begin. (tells Eugene and Cassandra)
Game? What are you talking about? (asks Rapunzel)
Don't you see? I wrote the letters. They were merely a ruse to lure you both down here.
What? You can't just lock us in here. (Pascal grumbles)
(chuckles) Oh, I can, and I have, and I'm afraid your only way to escape is to work together, to solve a puzzle of my own design.
What puzzle?
Within these walls, you will find a series of strategically placed, increasingly difficult clues, each one more unfathomably perplexing than the last. Put them together, and you're free to go. (Eugene and Cassandra are shocked) Fail? And this prison cell will become your new home. (leaves) (cackles evilly) (returns with treats) Oh, and I made you guys cookies. (gives the basket to Cassandra) (leaves again)
What are we, twelve? (takes a cookie from the basket and holds the treat then bites it) (cookie crumbs rustling to the floor and one of it rolls into the hole to the floor of Stabbingtons' cell)
Listen, this is all your fault.
Oh, please! (Sideburns picks up the cookie crumb from the floor) You know darn well that my only fault is that I have no faults!
Recognize that voice? (asks Patchy) Sounds like our old friend.
(sighs) Say what you will, Pascal, but sticking those two together to work out their differences has its advantages. I mean, do you hear that? That is the sound of peace and quiet. Ha! I can finally hear myself think. I think I want to paint something. Ah! I like the way you think. (Pascal squeaks) (she is about to leave but she sees Pascal is mad) Relax. I'm sure Eugene and Cass are doing just fine.
(grunts, groans) (sighs) (walks away from the bars and goes to the other bed) (Eugene eats a cookie and takes his pocket watch from his satchel then it is ticking, clinking) (Cassandra is bugged when Eugene ticks his watch and she turns around) So annoying!
I know! All these delicious cookies, and no milk? (picks up the basket of treats) No, wait, she packed milk! (finds the milk and drinks it)
Aah! (drank the bottle of milk)
Unbelievable! (jumps off the bed and walks to Eugene then grabs the basket out of his hand) Did you eat all the cookies? (asks Eugene)
I'm not a pig, Cassandra. I ate all of your cookies. (tells her) I'm saving mine for later. (touches his satchel) (Cassandra is still mad at him and she shoves the basket at him) (basket thuds) (he holds the basket)
Cassandra: Huh! You are nothing but a self-serving, inconsiderate, arrogant freeloader.
Ah! (drops the basket) You know I could rattle off insulting adjectives describing your personality too, but to do so would imply that you actually have a personality, and I wouldn't feel right about doing that! (about to eat a cookie but Cassandra sees the coordinates)
Hey, hold on, wait, don't-- don't eat that! (slaps the cookie out of Eugene's hand and holds the treat)
Oh! Go ahead, but it's got my milk drool on it.
Quick! Let me see the others. (takes a cookie out of Eugene's satchel)
What are you doing?
X6? Y15? I think these are coordinates for a grid! Rapunzel must have hidden the key behind a loose brick in the wall, and these cookies tell us which one. (she holds the cookie and shows a coordinate to Eugene and she runs to the wall then he holds his satchel)
So, just for clarification, I can eat the cookies now or no? (Cassandra checks the coordinates on the cookie to find a brick and pulls it out and she sees a spring)
Yes!
That's it? That's just a rusty spring!
And on your first guess too. Wait, there's more. (finds a paper) It's another clue. "This one is easy." "Just follow my lead." Follow her lead? How? (turns around and asks Eugene) She locked us in here this makes no sense.
That's because we're not supposed to follow her "leed." We're supposed to follow her "led". Hmm, different words, same spelling. Ah-ha! shows Cassandra and she jumps off the bed) (a pencil is shown and an arrow that Rapunzel drew on a wall pointing to the gear wedged between the wall and grabs it) Don't worry, kid. You're not the first person to match wits with this baby, and come off looking like a total chump. (points to his head)
(sighs)
In fact, you might say making people look like chumps is kind of my spécialité.
Patience, brother. (tells Patchy) Our time will come.
Whoa. Whoa! (falls off)
Ow!
Look! There's another clue. (sees another one of Rapunzel's clue wedged between Eugene's comb)
I've been looking for this! (glad to have his comb back and he sees a mirror while Cassandra sits on a bed to read the clue)
This is your final clue, so pick up the pace. (Eugene walks to a mirror) "You'll find the last treasure in the same spot." "you find your face?" (turns and sees the mirror)
Hey there, looking good. (winks at his reflection but Cassandra turns the mirror around to see a cork) Hey! I was using that!
Ugh, another useless item. (referring to the cork and throws it to the floor)
Ho, ho, ho. Well done! (claps) (Cassandra is mad at him) You've discovered the castle's junk drawer.
Me? You were part of this too! (points to Eugene while he lays on the bed)
Oh, no! Don't stir me into your failure stew! I was fine to sit here eating X and Y cookies until Rapunzel gave up and let us out.
And that's just like you, isn't it? Sit back and let things fall right into your lap.
What's that supposed to mean? (asks Cassandra)
Oh, come on! You know exactly what it means!
IInmate
Hey, Pretty Boy, Bowl Cut! Why don't you two scud buckets pipe down?
Why don't you mind your own business?
IInmate
Ooh! "Mind my own business." Is that some comeback, Lady-Frowns-A-Lot?
(growls) (runs to the cell and tries to attack the person that insulted her)
Whoa, whoa, Cassandra. (holds her) Let me handle this. (tells her while she is mad)
IInmate
Look at that! Fancy Boots has got something to say!
Name calling? Come on, we're better than that, aren't we? Sure, we can sit here and make fun of each other. Tease Cassandra for her chronic joylessness, or me for my uncommonly good looks, or you for your poor dental health and poor dental hygiene, tragic fashion sense, robust body odor, and what are clearly woefully misguided life-decision-making-skills, but do you really want to go down that road? (Cassandra smiles)
IInmate
Mmm, I guess not. (Cassandra and Eugene smile at each other)
I can't believe how much I can get done with just a little quiet.
Some game, huh?
Yep.
So, Cass, let me ask you something. What's your deal?
What do you mean?
I mean, you know, other than being a venomous cobra woman who has to follow my girlfriend everywhere, I don't know the first thing about you.
So?
So, as I see it, you always make fun of my past, it's only fair I know something about yours. Plus we have nothing but time.
What do you wanna know?
I don't know, what are your hopes? Your dreams? Is there a venomous cobra man in your life?
(laughing) Cobra man, no. Besides, I-- I don't have time for dreams.
"Don't have time for dreams?" Honey, you are hanging out with the wrong princess.
My dad taught me at a young age to focus on the here and now.
Yeah, wow. Being raised by the Captain of the Guards musta been a real treat.
He's a good man, and he taught me a lot. He showed me how to defend myself, how to take on responsibility, how to earn my keep. Besides, I don't remember my real parents, so, I got nothing to compare him to, anyway.
Yeah, I don't remember mine either. I used to imagine they were swashbuckling explorers searching the world for treasure, and once they found it, they'd... come back and get me. It's dumb, I know. How about you? I mean, you ever imagine what your parents were like?
You know what? I don't really want to discuss this with you, Eugene. (goes to sleep)
Okay, fine. I'll just shut up then. You know, just when I think I start to see a glimmer of a speck of a pinprick of a soul, you flip your ice switch back on. (tells Cassandra)
Stop trying to pry into my life. (annoyed at Eugene)
I wasn't prying. Wait a minute, that's it, pry! (sits on the floor) We're supposed to build a jack with this stuff and pry the door open. (Cassandra sits on the floor and helps him) See, this piece faces upwards, and then you add this part to the top. Yes, brilliant!
Cass, oh, you've made it! (she and Pascal are excited and runs to Friedborg) See? Oh. I am so glad you and Eugene found a way to work to--
Alright, that should do it.
Here, let me try. (picks up the jack and walks to the door)
No! No, no, no, that's too far! (runs to the door and tells her then he grabs onto it) Leverage Cassandra. It's all about the leverage.
I know what I doing.
No, you don't!
Cut it out!
You cut it out! The jack was my idea!
Ugh, "my idea." "Me, me, me." It's always all about you.
Okay, let's make it about you then. "I'm Cassandra, and I can't stand Eugene, "because he's smarter than me, has better teeth, and doesn't use the word "vahz."
Ugh! You're making it about you again!
That's because I'm far more interesting! (the juck fell apart to due Cassandra and Eugene fighting about who prys the door open) (items clanks to the hole)
No! (runs to the hole alongside Eugene and they dive on the floor to try to retrieve the items back) (the items fell to the Stabbingtons' cell)
Oh, great! You lost my comb! That was the first thing I ever stole. (Sideburns snickering when he grabs Eugene's comb from the floor) I had it re-engraved and everything.
(snickering) Looks like it's our lucky day. (he and Patchy grab the items for the jack and rebuild it)
Woo-hoo! Take that to the rose garden! (throws her cards to show Pascal then he grumbles while putting his cards on the bed and points to the clock) Yeah, you're right (sees the clock) It has been a long time. We-- we should check on them. (Pascal is annoyed) Don't give me that look. This... absolutely doesn't mean my plan didn't work, Pascal.
Ah, Blondie. Finally-- oh! (he and Cassandra see Sideburns and Patchy entering the cell)
Hello, Rider.
That's unfortunate.
Friends of yours? (asks Eugene when referring to Sideburns and Patchy)
Sideburns! Long time, no sneer! You look good! The moisture in the dungeon has done wonders for your leathery skin. Did you lose weight? (Patchy gives the halberd to Sideburns) Prison food, am I right? (Sideburns growls when he threatens Eugene with the halberd) (Eugene is scared) No, no I guess not. (Sideburns growling) (whistle blowing) (Sideburns and Patchy turn around when they heard a guard)
Huh?
GGuard
The Stabbingtons' have escaped! (Sideburns and Patchy look at each other before abducting Eugene and Cassandra)
Guess we're gonna need a couple of human shields, if we wanna get outta here. (he and Patchy are walking towards Eugene and Cassandra)
Ahh, thank goodness. Wait a minute. (grunts) (Patchy puts a bag on Eugene's head)
(groans) (Sideburns puts a bag on Cassandra's head)
Let's rethink the sack thing, huh? (Sideburns and Patchy are running from the cell while carrying Eugene and Cassandra as hostages) It's wreaking havoc on my hair.
Nice, Eugene. (Sideburns and Patchy are running to the exit of the dungeon but they see the Captain of the Guards and the other guards)
Huh?
Hold it right there! Don't move. (tells Sideburns and Patchy and they put Cassandra and Eugene down and take the bag off their heads) Cassandra! (sees his adopted daughter and Eugene being abducted by Sideburns and Patchy)
Dad. (sees her adopted father)
Hmm, Dad. I'd call your men off if you know what's good for your precious daughter... Captain. (tells Cassandra's adopted father)
I hear voices. (runs into the dungeon) Sounds like my plan worked! (sees that Sideburns and Patchy holding her friends captive) Cass! Eugene! How did this happen?
Stay back, Princess. (tells Rapunzel and tells his guards) Guards, lower your weapons. (Sideburns and Patchy are walking away with Cassandra and Eugene as their captives while Rapunzel, the Captain of the Guards, Pete, Stan and the other guards see this)
It's okay, Blondie, I'm working on a plan. (tells Rapunzel)
Okay, Eugene, let's hear it. (tells him)
Uh, I, I, I can't say it now, cause they can still hear us. (points to Patchy)
Captain, they're getting away. (tells him while he watches the Stabbingtons walking away with Cassandra and Eugene as captives and leave) (suspenseful music) (the Captain of the Guards is mad when he sees his adopted daughter is abducted by Sideburns and Patchy)
Come on! (he, Pete, Stan and the other guards chase after Sideburns and Patchy then Rapunzel goes to the same direction) (he and his guards see a tunnel that Sideburns and Patchy crawl into with their captives then the Captain of the Guards, Pete and the other guards follow them via the tunnel)
We'll never catch up to them. (stop running when she sees the tunnel ans sighs) Wait, but thanks to Cass, I know where the corridor empties. Come on, Pascal! (tells him) (goes to the other direction) (Sideburns and Patchy are being chased by the Captain of the Guards, Pete and the other guards)
Over here! They went this way. Hurry! (Sideburns runs ahead of Patchy but he stops when he hears the guards chasing him and Sideburns) (Patchy sees the side of the wall and puts his foot on it to make a barricade)
Ho, hey! Probably not the best idea. (tells Patchy) (ceiling rumbling) (the guards are prevented from following Sideburns and Patchy)
Time to get rid of the extra baggage. (tells Patchy then Eugene and Cassandra are grunting when Sideburns and Patchy put their captives down) Say "Sayanara." (tells Eugene and Cassandra then Sideburns give the halberd to murder their captives but Sideburns stops his brother) (Patchy grunts) Actually, I just got a much better idea. (grabs Eugene by the vest and Eugene yelps) Let's snuff out Rider but keep the Captain's daughter as a bargaining chip. You sit there like a good, little girl. (tells Cassandra) This will just take a second.
(yelps) (tries to run but Patchy prevents him from escaping)
Hey! Where do you think you're going? (Sideburns and Patchy grab Eugene then turns him around) (Sideburns and Patchy drop the halberd then Cassandra sees it on the floor then sees Sideburns and Patchy then the halberd again)
Uhh...
We've got a little score to settle. (Eugene looks at the ceiling and distracts Sideburns and Patchy by talking to them)
Guys, guys, hold on! You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Cassandra is useless. (muttering while backing away) Right there. I'm the princess' boyfriend. I come with a lot more leverage. (distracts Sideburns and Patchy)
It ain't about leverage with you, Rider. (Cassandra looks at the ceiling) It's about revenge. (Cassandra puts the halberd right under Sideburns and Patchy to knock them out) We've been waiting a long time for this. (Cassandra stands up) Say goodnight. (tells Eugene)
(clearing throat) (grunts) (kicks the halberd to make the ceiling drop onto Sideburns and Patchy) (ceiling rumbling under Sideburns and Patchy then they see it before it knocks them out)
Now that's how you use a halberd.
Yep, it's all about the leverage. (agrees with Eugene) (hears the ceiling rumbling) (gasps and runs) Eugene! Come on, let's get outta here. (tries to run away from the debris alongside Eugene but they are trapped) (Eugene grunts) (Eugene and Cassandra panting as they sit on the floor)
Hello? Are you guys down there? (Cassandra and Eugene look at each other when they hear Rapunzel calling them)
Blondie? (he and Cassandra walk to the hole and see Rapunzel) (Rapunzel letting her hair down to let Cassandra and Eugene climb it) (he and Cassandra walk to Rapunzel's hair but he wants Cassandra to climb first before him then she smiles and agrees) (Rapunzel grunting, panting when she pulls Cassandra and Eugene out of the hole) (Rapunzel sighs)
(hugs Eugene) Oh! I am so glad you're both okay. (Rapunzel, Eugene and Cassandra hear a guard)
There they are. (Eugene, Rapunzel and Cassandra look at the hole to see Sideburns and Patchy woke up and they are apprehended by Pete, Stan and the Captain of the Guard) (Sideburns groaning) (the Captain of the Guard sees his adopted daughter with Eugene and Rapunzel)
Cassandra, you okay? (asks his adopted daughter)
I am now. (tells her adopted father while she puts her hands on Eugene and Rapunzel)
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